Ladies and Gentlemen – After the overwhelming response we had last week to U FITE! That has come be to known as….. THE Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience! It’s no surprise to any of us here that the U FITE craze is sweeping the college football world like an out of control Texas prairie fire and along with this excitement certainly come a variety of questions from you “the fans.” We will attempt to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As promised earlier in the week, it’s time for the epic unveiling of perhaps the most important invention for the college football fan since canned alcoholic beverages. Pronounced “You Fight”, it is the “Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience” It can be enjoyed by everyone and all ages from your toddler to Uncle Jimmy currently being confined against his will in the assisted living facility in Rome Georgia. It is with...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I cannot contain my excitement any longer….. Soon to be unveiled here on The CFB Wizard website is without a doubt the Greatest Invention for the College Football Fan since canned beer, the propane tailgating grill and pasteurized cheese. The patent has been approved and next week you will see the very first artist rendition of the very first prototype of this remarkable invention that is soon to sweep the...
It’s no secret that throughout the entire country the consistently lowest television ratings for the Winter Olympics are in the Southern part of the United States. It doesn’t matter how many annoying commercials the networks have for the Winter Olympics or even the various commercials associated with the event that may be played on a 24 hour loop; here in the South, television ratings for the Winter Olympics will be practically nonexistent. Why? Because...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t let the opening picture disturb you…… Neither My Black Lab “Doc” nor I have had or are planning to have any children; we are both “fixed”. That picture is for the apparent butt hurt crybabies in the National “sports” Media that have gotten their soiled little diapers in a knot this past week. We will discuss that disturbing trend further along with some other college football news that...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Due to small, minuscule, scheduling error Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator “nearly” had the Bowl picks out tomorrow rather than today. The results of such an oversight I recognize would have been catastrophic. It’s enough to make one choke on a leftover popcorn ball from Christmas. I shudder to think what would have happened “IF” I hadn’t had the Picks out for such Classic Bowl games as the “Foster Farms...
Ladies and Gentlemen- This Christmas Eve, I want to share a brief story with you that may help explain so may things you wonder about. I hope you enjoy it. RTR MEB
Ladies and Gentlemen – As you have come to expect from Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator, there is “One Stop” shopping here from Bowl Picks, Holiday safety messages, gift ideas and the always enjoyable and slightly disturbing “Night Before Christmas” with Hootie Snitch. So wherever you may be this Holiday Season Happy Hanukkah Merry Christmas Krazy Kwanzaa Or a Randy Ramadan Enjoy Your Bowl Picks…….
Ladies and Gentlemen – I will apologize in advance for this week’s “2017 Bowl Game Picks Part I” As you may or may not know…. I am the “Bicycle Elf” this time of the year for the Big Oak Ranch in Alabama (Don’t make me send you a picture of my pointed ears to prove it) Each year has its own unique challenges and this happens to be the week the Bicycle Elf is...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It is fitting on this 76th anniversary on the attack of Pearl Harbor that we have the picks for the Army-Navy game slated to be played this Saturday. Those brave men who fought that day and for the following years in World War II are fading from our landscape and sadly from our nation’s collective memory. I won’t forget Ever….. Remember Pearl Harbor Enjoy Your Picks….
