Ladies and Gentlemen – Some of you are already despondent and depressed this college football season. Don’t be! Your season isn’t over yet! There are still a lot o games to be played! Have some faith in your team, your school and your fan base! The season is NOT Over for you!! Notable exceptions to this rule: Tennessee, Kansas, The PAC 12 Conference and Florida State….. Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Have you ever seen a true freshman punter sail one into the stands? Yeah that was me last week on the Week One Picks…. Thanks’ a lot you bunch of heavily favored jackasses… (Yeah it was that bad…) See for yourselves…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t be alarmed by the earlier than usual release of the 2019 College Football Week 1 Picks, we will get back to Thursday release of the picks next week. Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator and the World Famous Black Lab “Doc” are in the process of relocating The CFB Wizard Headquarters. No, no we aren’t moving to China or Ecuador, although I am considered quite tall in both of...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your patience has been rewarded my dear friends, as promised …. The College Football Preseason Extravaganza Part II is here! (As “if” you ever doubted me) O’ sure I could hype this particular segment, but why? College Football Kickoff is Saturday Night! You know it’s awesome…. Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I must start this edition of the 2019 College Football Preseason Extravaganza by thanking you for your patience. As you may have read in the last article posted here I am recovering from my attempt at qualifying for the 2020 Olympic Games in “Break Dancing.” EDITORS NOTE: I know, you don’t have to keep reminding me. That aside, we have a lot to cover this week before the season begins...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have already heard the exciting news but please (Please) do NOT be alarmed. So let’s clear up any rumors that may be swirling around the internet and around the water cooler about Your Favorite College Football Prognosticators future. Although many of you are already aware or suspected as much after the news this week I want to assure you that my bid for the upcoming Olympics will...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I want to take a minute or two to tell you about a friend of mine in Alabama. His name is Walt Gary.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I want to apologize for my brief and noticeable absence after the National Championship game; I want to assure you all that my absence wasn’t due to a liver replacement surgery, a severe case of Butt Hurt or intense depression from the inevitable outcome. Nothing could be further from the truth my dear readers Before we address “Doc” the world famous Black Lab and myself disappearing briefly after the Championship...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s hard to be believe that we are at the end of the season and another year has gone by. Seems like only yesterday Urban Meyer couldn’t remember what he said he remembered to remember about the thing he should have remembered about Zach Smith. I haven’t seen anybody tap dance like that since a Fred Astaire marathon on Turner Classic Movies, but I digress. The New Years Day College...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As you enjoy the hustle and bustle of this Holiday Season it’s important that you take time to yourself to enjoy this festive and joyous time of year. This is where Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator comes in…. So take a moment from your package wrapping and online shopping and kick your feet up with a glass of Egg Nog and enjoy Part II of the College Bowl Picks. Think...
