Preseason College Football Extravaganza Part III

August 16, 2018
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Preseason College Football Extravaganza Part III

Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the odd timing of today’s last installment of the 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza. You see “Doc” the Black Lab and I have switched “Twister Thursdays” to Wednesdays and after a protracted game of Twister last night that went into overtime I might add, I decided to ice my injured ankle and wrist while finishing today’s installment earlier than usual. I feel you judging me, so stop....

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2018 Preseason Extravaganza Part II

August 9, 2018
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2018 Preseason Extravaganza Part II

Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you are still giddy with excitement that Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator has returned from his myriad of duties with the U FITE Corporation. “The Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience” To once again bring you (The College Football Fan) the most comprehensive College Football Preseason guide in the country, Part II. I know what you are thinking, but please don’t say it. I know you love me, but...

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Hair Plugs and Cowboy Boots

August 8, 2018
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I received many an email from Monday’s article on Coach Urban Meyer and the Ohio State Buckeyes titled “Inconvenient Truth.” Most if not all had one question in common….. “Will Urban Meyer survive this scandal?” I hate to be the one to deliver bad news. But unfortunately, regardless of the facts and his subsequent lying, I believe Coach Meyer will survive this scandal and “Reinvent” himself, much like someone else...

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Inconvenient Truth

August 6, 2018
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Ladies and Gentlemen – We live in a world of inconvenient truths, “official narratives” and down right lies often times at the expense of others lives, reputations and livelihoods. Because the people that perpetuate a narrative, a lie or an inconvenient truth have something to gain in their behavior, even at the expense of others. Let’s face it, sometimes “The End justifies the Means” am I right? We are too believe everything the media...

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The 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza

August 2, 2018
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The 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know that many of you were worried, concerned and downright frightened that with my duties as CEO of U FITE! Which (As you know) is perhaps the greatest invention for the college football fan since canned beer and Velveeta Cheese, that perhaps I wouldn’t have been able to find the time to continue as Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator. Nothing could be further from the truth my friends. I...

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U FITE! Update!

July 26, 2018
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U FITE! Update!

Ladies and Gentlemen – Before the 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza is released next week…. EDITORS NOTE: It’s only a week away so please be patient It’s incumbent upon me to answer the thousands and thousands of emails, cards and letters and messages concerning the upcoming release of U FITE! The Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience!

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U FITE! Q and A

June 20, 2018
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U FITE! Q and A

Ladies and Gentlemen – After the overwhelming response we had last week to U FITE! That has come be to known as….. THE Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience! It’s no surprise to any of us here that the U FITE craze is sweeping the college football world like an out of control Texas prairie fire and along with this excitement certainly come a variety of questions from you “the fans.” We will attempt to...

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Introducing….U FITE!

June 15, 2018
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Introducing….U FITE!

Ladies and Gentlemen – As promised earlier in the week, it’s time for the epic unveiling of perhaps the most important invention for the college football fan since canned alcoholic beverages. Pronounced “You Fight”, it is the “Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience” It can be enjoyed by everyone and all ages from your toddler to Uncle Jimmy currently being confined against his will in the assisted living facility in Rome Georgia. It is with...

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The Greatest College Football Fan Invention (Ever)

June 11, 2018
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I cannot contain my excitement any longer….. Soon to be unveiled here on The CFB Wizard website is without a doubt the Greatest Invention for the College Football Fan since canned beer, the propane tailgating grill and pasteurized cheese. The patent has been approved and next week you will see the very first artist rendition of the very first prototype of this remarkable invention that is soon to sweep the...

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The Passing of a Legend

May 28, 2018
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The Passing of a Legend

A week ago the college football world lost an iconic and legendary player. The Great LSU running back Billy Cannon passed away at the age of eighty years old. He was more than a Heisman Trophy winner…… He was more than a member of the LSU Tigers first National Championship team

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