
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have quite the cornucopia of rivalries on the Thanksgiving menu this weekend. The table will be decorated this year with a tasteful Hero’s Trophy, along with a Battle Line Trophy to compliment the table. There is an Apple Cup covered in a delicate dose of Modern-Day Hate served over a Victory Cannon. Paul Bunyan’s Axe will be used to carve the Slab of Bacon over a delicious Egg Bowl....