College Football Picks Week 11

November 12, 2020
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

Before we get into the weekly picks, I want to wish all my Brothers and Sisters a Happy 245th Marine Corps Birthday, as well as wish my Military Veteran Brothers and Sisters a Happy Veteran’s Day.

My life has been made rich by our associations.

Thank you all

Enjoy Your Picks…

Weekend Rewind…

Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator returned to form last week posting a weekend record of 44 and 6 or 88% while picking the upsets of Indiana over Michigan, Liberty over Virginia Tech, as well as Maryland over Penn State and Arkansas over Tennessee.

That leaves The CFB Wizard for this season at 256 and 65 or 80%.

EDITORS NOTE: If you feel the need to applaud, please feel free to do so now.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS

CLEMSON: This just in….!!!!!!

VIRGINIA TECH: Too soon?

LSU: I will leave this one right here…

GEORGIA: Well, There is that….

TEXAS: As much as I write about my disappointment in the University of Texas…

Here is a little something from my favorite television program of all time.

Consider this my way of “making up” with the Longhorn faithful.

Enjoy

THE CFB WIZARD EMAILS OF THE WEEK

Q: Deer Sir,

My name is Luncy Peckerwood and I live in Crab Orchard Tennnneseee.

I am 9 years old. I been watcher the Volumters all my life. My daddy is sad. My mommy are sad. I am sad. My daddy watched the volontars all my life that I can ramembr an he done gone an jumped off the deepend is what my mama sayed.

He broke are Tellavishun that last time the Vilinteers played. He said some bad thangs about Jerryme Proit too. I don’t thank I like the Volantars no more cause they make my daddy carzy.

You seem like a real smart fella so can you tell my daddy what his favriteist football teem can do to get better? Cause I don’t wont my daddy to burn down our trayler like the folkss that used to live next to us did.

Thank you alllot

Luncy – Crab Orxherd, Tennesesee

A: Roll Tide….

Q: What kind of name is “CFB Wizard”?

I bet it’s some code for a horrible racist organization!

Like the Wizard of the Klan!

You probably run around all day with a white sheet over your head!
You damn racist!
Anonymous – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

A: For the record…

I have never gotten sheet faced

THE GAMES

Tuesday 10 November
(Happy 245th Marine Corps Birthday)

Akron at Ohio
It must be the Marine Corps Birthday, because I am in the zone this week.
FRANK’S CATS 24-10

Kent State at Bowling Green
That or the alcohol that goes along with any Marine Corps Birthday Celebration.
STATE BULLET TRAPS 62-24

Miami (Ohio) at Buffalo
This game reminds me I need to place my online order in before it gets too late
BUFFALO WILD WINGS 42-10

Wednesday 11 November
(Happy Veteran’s Day)

Eastern Michigan at Ball State
Call it a Prognosticator’s Intuition….
CARDINALS 38-31

Toledo at Western Michigan
Surprisingly enough, I feel good about this pick.
BRONCO’s 41-38

Central Michigan at Northern Illinois
I just remembered what I need to pick up for this week’s games.
CHIPS 41-10

Thursday 12 November

Colorado State at Boise State
That blue football field in Boise is hideous
There, I said it
BRONCO’S 41-21

Friday 13 November

Iowa at Minnesota
This Old rivalry is played each year for “The Floyd of Rosedale”
What it actually is, is a big ole bronze pig.
So there is that
GOLDEN GOPHERS 31-28

East Carolina at Cincinnati
Nope, not even close
BEARKATS 41-17

Utah at UCLA
They might play, they might not.
Not that we care
TWO UTES 33-21

Saturday 14 November

Miami (FL) at Virginia Tech
We still have a Hurricane off the coast, so this one is easy
HURRICANES 33-17

Indiana at Michigan State
The Hoosiers are undefeated
That tells you everything you need to know about the year 2020
HOOSIERS 38-17

Georgia at Missouri
This game may be postponed as well, but “Doc” the World-Famous Black Lab says to go with:
SMART DAWGS 34-17

Illinois at Rutgers
I don’t believe Illinois could beat Coastal Carolina
Enough said
SCARLETT KNIGHTS 38-10

Coastal Carolina at Troy
Speaking of Coastal Carolina, these birds are for real
Believe it
CAROLINA BIRDS 41-24

Western Carolina at Liberty
Say what you want
But I still think a “Catamount” sounds like something naughty is going on behind the Taxidermy shop.
FLAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 44-14

Penn State at Nebraska
Damn it Cornhuskers…
Come On
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 33-31

Wake Forest at North Carolina
This one won’t be close, not that we care
Because we don’t
TAR HEELS 41-17

Vanderbilt at Kentucky
This one will be closer than you might think
A Lot closer
BLUE CATS 28-24

Texas Christian at West Virginia
The smell of smoldering couches in Morgantown is the aroma of victory
(I still don’t understand that, but whatever)
MOUNTAINEERS 33-24

Army at Tulane
The Black Knights will slow the game down leave the Big Easy with a win.
At least I think they will
BLACK KNIGHTS OF THE HUDSON 28-24

Gardner-Webb at Charlotte
I always though “Gardner-Webb” sounded like a law firm
Never mind
C-GIRL 33-14

Middle Tennessee at Marshall
I am a Believer
WE ARE MARSHALL 44-14

South Alabama at Louisiana Lafayette
The Cajuns will be too much for the Jaguars in this one.
Believe it
RAJUN CAJUNS 41-21

Georgia State at Appalachian State
The Appalachian-Americans aren’t out of the running for the conference title yet.
MOUNTAINEERS 34-17

Fresno State at Utah State
Let’s be honest with each other here
No Body Cares
BULLDOGS 3-2

Louisiana Monroe at Arkansas State
“Doc” said to go with the Big Red Dogs in this one.
(He’s so smart)
RED WOLVES 41-21

South Florida at Houston
I have no idea which one of these two teams will show up on Saturday.
My heart is with Cow Town
COUGARS 33-28

North Texas at Alabama Birmingham
It’s going to be wild night in the Iron City
BLAZZZZZZZERS 44-41

Notre Dame at Boston College
This rivalry between to traditionally Catholic Universities is called;
“The Holy War”
As one sided as this rivalry has been, they should rename it the,
“Holy Disagreement”
GOLDEN GNOMES 38-17

Ohio State at Maryland
This one will be way closer than you might think
Believe it
BUCKEYES 44-41

Texas A&M at Tennessee
(Postponed)

Rice at Louisiana Tech
This Rice team has had the pudding beaten out of them already this season.
That trend continues on Saturday
BULLDOGS 34-10

Memphis at Navy
(Postponed)

Texas State at Georgia Southern
What song is it you want to hear?
FREE BIRDS 38-17

Colorado at Stanford
This game is a toss up or a throw up, depending on your perspective
BUFFALO’S 21-17

Louisville at Virginia
Neither of these teams resemble their former selves and that makes me sad.
DUDES ON HORSES 28-24

Southern Miss at Western Kentucky
(Please see the above description)
HILLTOPPERS 33-10

Auburn at Mississippi State
Mike the Pirate needs to tone down his post-game rhetoric towards the fans.
That’s my Public Service Announcement for the week
You are Welcome Bulldog Nation
WAR DAMN EAGLE 34-17

Baylor at Texas Tech
This shootout in Lubbock could go either way
Believe it
GET THOSE GUNS UP RED RAIDERS!
RED RAIDERS 33-31

Alabama at LSU
(Postponed, damn it)

Nevada at New Mexico
I will refer to my four-legged colleague for this one…
LOBO’s 33-17

Arkansas at Florida
Believe it or not
This game will be closer than you might think
GATORS 33-31

Southern Methodist at Tulsa
Don’t be surprised if the total score in this game isn’t close to 125 points.
Yes, I am serious
MIGHTY MUSTANGS 61-56

Pittsburgh at Georgia Tech
While in Atlanta, be sure and go to the Varsity.
They make chili dogs the way the good Lord intended.
Enough said
PANTHERS 34-17

Wisconsin at Michigan
The misery continues in Ann Arbor this weekend.
BADGERS 34-17

Florida State at North Carolina State
I think “Doc” has his favorites during this week’s picks
It’s just a guess on my part, but I think I am seeing a trend
WOLF PACK 34-24

South Carolina at Ole Miss
I wish I had better news for My Gamecock Faithful this weekend
But, I don’t
FOAM RUBBER BLACK REBEL BEARS/ LAND-SAND SHARKS / COL. SANDERS COSTUME REBEL 33-17

Northwestern at Purdue
This may be an “Upset” of sorts, but not by much
BOILERMAKERS 33-31

Temple at Central Florida
As much as I would like to pick the Owls in this one, I can’t
Sorry
GOLDEN KNIGHTS 41-24

Air Force at Wyoming
It’s Veteran’s Day Weekend, (“Yes” I celebrate all weekend) so what?
MIGHTY FALCONS 34-17

Oregon State at Washington
I would call this one an “Upset Special”
BEAVERS 33-31

Oregon at Washington State
The Ducks uniforms are the most hideous in all of college football.
Makes you wish for Black and White television again
QUACKERS 6-3

Southern California at Arizona
The Trojans rebound this week in the desert
Not that any of us actually care
TROJANS 33-17

California at Arizona State
Coach Herman’s Sun Devils are the real deal out west.
Believe it
SUNNY DEVILS 34-24

Next Week…

Your Week 12 Picks will be out next Thursday or before, as you have come to expect.
You will have a “new” story on Mikerights.com next week too.

But if you haven’t read last week’s story, it is sure to either disturb you or make you laugh out loud, or both.

There is more on the way

So, Stay tuned

One More Thing…..

Thank you all again for your readership of both websites.

“Doc” The World-Famous Black Lab and I both truly appreciate it more than you know.

Be good to one another this week and yourselves.

Keep The Faith

RTR
THE CFB WIZARD

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One Response to College Football Picks Week 11

  1. Mark on November 12, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    NC State WOLF PACK again??
    I’m done with you amateurs

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