Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope that you all had a great Thanksgiving and successfully recovered from your Aunt Edna’s “homemade” cranberry sauce that tasted like a combination of power steering fluid and hair jelly. But enough about that… It’s the final week of College Football and that means only one thing… It’s time to decide the Conference Championships Buckle those chin straps tight… Enjoy your Picks….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is here….. The colorful leaves are falling from the trees…. There is a chill in the air…. Wonderful smells are drifting out from the kitchen… It’s a time to be thankful for all those things we are blessed to have And a time that you wish your arch rival would choke on a turkey leg I present your Week 13 Thanksgiving College Football Picks Enjoy your Picks….
Ladies and Gentlemen The older I get the more I miss having a “father figure” to talk with Just to get an opinion or share an idea or recall a memory of days gone past Many of you may feel the same way And that is why I went to Fordyce Arkansas
Ladies and Gentlemen – I am writing this week’s picks as I wait to pick up my “new” liver from Wal Mart. After the last two weeks frankly I am surprised I have made it this far.. I just hope I don’t get another chimpanzee liver, like last time… For two weeks all I did was smell my fingers and climb trees And I may have thrown poop at my neighbors, I really can’t...
Ladies and Gentlemen – In Honor of Veterans Day and the United States Marine Corps Birthday I have a story for you
Ladies and Gentlemen – In Honor of the Marine Corps Birthday on Saturday and Veterans Day on Sunday I present your Week 11 College Football Picks Happy 237th Birthday Marines…. Now get your hands out of your damn pockets and go back to work Enjoy your Picks….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is behind us… That marvelous time when children of all ages.. Dress in costumes and go from house to house and collect food from complete strangers Then take it home and eat it with complete disregard to their safety. Ah, Good Times Enjoy your Picks….
