Ladies and Gentlemen – I was going to begin these Halloween Picks with something cheesy like…. “The CFB Wizard Spook-Tacular Picks of the Week!” (But it sounded too much to me like testicular something or another) Or maybe utilize some Vincent Price worded sound effects with… “Don’t be frightened, this week’s picks will be Scream-a-licious!” (But that sounded too weird even for me)
Ladies and Gentlemen – If you think you or your team was “Upset” last Weekend… Wait till you see my averages from last week A Hamster on a wheel could have picked the games better than I did last week
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hate getting older…. It’s not the mystery aches and pains or the sometimes frequent trips to the doctor It’s not the gray in my hair (or what’s left of it) or the white in my beard It’s because my childhood hero’s are passing on
Ladies and Gentlemen – I am glad you survived last weekend to make it back for another installment of the Picks Some of you had me worried….
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are halfway through the 2013 college football season……. So let me use this opportunity to encourage those of you who are less fortunate
Ladies and Gentlemen – Have no fear my loyal CFB Wizard readers There is no Government “shutdown” here… I’m not saying it’s not possible But traditionally the only way I “shutdown” is the morning after I hit the buffet at the Peking Palace. Last time I was there I found a flea collar in my shrimp fried rice That’s bad, right?
