I heard an announcer last week call a college football player courageous. I don’t know much about him so I suppose he may be. But I do know that courage comes in many forms, shapes and sizes. I know there are American’s walking all over Afghanistan like billy goats… fighting Islamic Terrorists that would rather hide underneath women’s skirts… than fight toe to toe with us. Those American’s certainly are courageous… And I know...
Hey Yawl it’s me Hootie Snitch…. The Number damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Freaking Planet! And I got me a royal case of the red ass…. And I will tell you why….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I received a letter from a frequent visitor to this column describing his experiences…… at the Georgia – South Carolina game in Columbia this past Saturday. It gave me an idea…. I want to take this opportunity to encourage all my faithful readers to share their game day experiences with your favorite college football prognosticator and feel free to include any photos or videos you may have as well. They...
Since the National Sports media decided that the Virginia Tech Hokies are the “ultimate” litmus test for who should be among the top ranked college football teams in the country and ultimately be considered for the National Title game. It has been decided this week that the Dukes of James Madison University…. Will move ahead of the Boise State Bronco’s into the number “3” ranking of college football. Based upon the National Sports media...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
This time of year I am always brought back through the corridor of time to places of my youth….. Growing up along dusty roads and rutted paths. It’s Fall and that means one thing: Football Now I know that in most places it’s not cool yet and it doesn’t even look like Fall. And if you are in Lubbock the temperatures are only fifteen degrees cooler than the surface of the sun, so you...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s finally here…. The “official” kickoff to the 2010 College Football Season… This week we have some instate rivals and border wars…. We have Creampuffs and Wanna-be’s…. And we have a couple of games that will separate the contenders from the pretenders. The National Anthem is over and the Marching Band is leaving the field… My friend’s get on your feet, raise your voices in unison and put your hands...
Hey Yawl it’s the Number damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! That’s right it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from right here in beautiful Baneberry Tennessee! It’s smack dab in the heart of Volunteer Country! Go BIG Orange! I know yawl have been a missing me and a wondering what ole Hootie has been doing! So kick your shoes off and relax, we got some catching up to do…
