Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Halloween Week, (Said in an eerily frightening voice….) And I don’t need to tell you what that means, do I? This is when Fat Phil Fulmer from Tennessee rises from the Pumpkin Patch… And devours little children covered in powder sugar… Consider this your “Spook-a-luscious” Public Service Announcement of the week EDITORS NOTE: I can’t believe I used that cheesy word again this year…. I’m sorry Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – (Clears throat..) We here at The CFB Wizard Headquarters take our jobs seriously to bring you (the Fans) the best quality and accuracy of Prognostication of games in College Football. In fact, this refined (detailed) process has been demonstrated week after week and year after year with the highest percentage of accuracy in all of college football.
Ladies and Gentlemen – This is point in the college football season when we separate the wheat from the chafe… The cheese from the cracker…. Separate the popsicle from the stick…. The Nutty from the Buddy (You know what I mean…) We have a lot to discuss…. So, let’s not waste anymore time here This is…. “The Third Saturday in October” Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – The difficult part of the schedule of the college football season is now here… It’s October Or as Wal-Mart would describe it…. It’s Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas Time! Also known as… Hallo-Gobble-Mass (Say that three times fast and see what happens) I haven’t seen so much crap put out for sale since Lane Kiffin left OBKnoxvile. Too Soon? Enjoy your picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I guess when I wrote last week…… “Week 5 of the College Football Season is where dreams go to die…” I must have been referring to my Prognostications for the week. More on that a little later…. Enjoy your Picks..
