Ladies and Gentlemen – Covering all the recent shenanigans by the NCAA has gotten me behind in answering my emails. You have a lot of questions over the recent mascot posting and I know that you all depend on me for answers to these vexing questions, so let’s get to it.
Before we discuss one of our most cherished College Football Traditions… I want to address another recent matter concerning the NCAA From the “We are Drunk with Power” File… The dictatorship of the NCAA will not allow an “exception” to one of their many rules to help a little girl fighting cancer. You read that correctly…
If you live outside the great state of Alabama you might not have heard of Bert Bank. But he was a giant of a man…. Not by his height…. But by his life… He was a war hero…. A sports pioneer…. A State Senator and a member of the Alabama House of Representatives
Ladies and Gentlemen – Too often today you hear…. “Winning is the only thing that matters….” Coach Pete Carroll at Southern California even wrote a book… “Winning Forever….” But there is no mention of “Class” and “Character” in the discussion.
The State of Florida versus the NCAA Don’t you find it interesting that an organization like the NCAA that is “all about” the rules and the selective application there of, is openly defiant in complying with the state law and authorities of Florida?
The NCAA Response to the College Football Wizard Commentary Dear Mr. College Football Wizard I was deeply troubled by the recent article on your website which appeared on June 12th, 2009. I would like to officially request that you cease and desist all activity which might further slander myself, the NCAA, and various personnel mentioned.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I have the solution to the NCAA “problem” in college athletics. While the NCAA ignores the rampant violations occuring at the cyclic rate at Southern California and other “favorite” universities, the University of Alabama and Florida State are drafting “appeals” to the NCAA on the penalties imposed to their “self-reported” violations.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I received a number of emails from the post on Friday asking… “What is so special about a graduate assistant coach from the University of Hawaii being dismissed?” “Why was he dismissed?” He was dismissed from the team when the “new” coaching staff took over the Rainbow Warrior Football program after Coach June Jones left for the SMU Mustangs…. The “new” coach didn’t feel that Brian was a “good fit”…....
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a lot of ground to cover today… So let’s not waste anytime on formalities here. Enjoy your Update BREAKING NEWS…… It has been reported that former Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer…. is the “Secret” witness in the investigation surrounding the death of David “Grasshopper” Carradine. Evidence has been brought to the attention of your Favorite College Football Prognosticator to suggest Phil Fulmer knows more about the death of...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I have received a number of emails over the last post concerning the Evergreen State mascot… So permit me to answer those questions here.. “Yes” I find the Geoduck mascot as equally as disturbing as you… “No” I will not comment on “what else” that mascot may or may not look like.. “Yes” the Geoduck is their “real” mascot.. As evidence, please see the horribly disturbing video below.. And lastly…...
