College Football Picks Week 7

October 12, 2021
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Hello Everybody –

It’s me, “Doc” The World Famous Black Lab, because my Daddy is waiting on a “river” transplant, that’s what he said anyway, from Saturday, through the miracle of technology I will be making the picks this week.

I don’t know why my Daddy said he needs a river transplant when we already have a big cement pond, I mean swimming pool. I like swimming in it.
Daddy said I look like “Baywatch Doc” in this picture.

This is the first time I have done these picks by myself, but I always help him during the week.

I am a little nervous.

Ok, here are your football picks.

Weekend Rewind….

I don’t know what happened last weekend with picks and stuff, cause this speak and text technology can’t count, but Daddy was drinking something he said was “moonshine” and I guess it was, because his face got all big and round and it shined sometimes like the moon too.

It also made him cuss a lot and say something how he wanted some zebras to die.
I have seen them on Animal Planet. I think they are just jackasses in stripes.

Maybe that’s what Daddy meant to say.

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I don’t know what they means, but Daddy got me a lot of squeaky chew toys last week and tore every damn one of them up, but it made me tired.



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I tilted my head left to right while I looked at these a bunch of times and I don’t know what these humans want from me. I wish Daddy would get up, take a shower and get to work.

He still smells like a goat, kerosine and maple syrup from Saturday night.

I don’t like goats, they have crazy eyes. My Daddy’s eyes aren’t crazy they are just really red right now.

THE GAMES

Tuesday 12 October

Appalachian State Louisiana Lafayette
I don’t know anything about these teams but Daddy likes Cajun food.
RAJUN CAJUNS 33-28

Thursday 14 October

Navy at Memphis
Daddy and I had a great time in Memphis one time. I chased the Ducks at the Peabody Hotel.
MEMPHIS DUCKS 34-24

Georgia Southern at South Alabama
I don’t want to brag but I have peed on nearly every tree in South Alabama.
PEE TREES 31-28

Friday 15 October

Marshall at North Texas
I know Daddy likes both of these teams but he was cussing a lot about Texas all last Saturday.
THUNDERING DOG HERDS 34-31

Clemson at Syracuse
Our neighbors are what Daddy calls “Clemson People”, they are nice to me and will slip me a treat when Daddy’s not looking.
They are really good treats too, tastes like bacon.
DABO’S DOGS 34-24

California at Oregon
I know Daddy doesn’t like either of these teams, but the Duck mascot makes me laugh.
DUCKS 41-21

San Diego State at San Jose State
I don’t know who these humans are, sorry

Montana State at Weber State
We have a Weber grill that will smoke and smoke on Saturday. Sometimes I think it’s on fire, but it smells good and he makes me stuff on it too.
But Daddy likes Montana, he said we are going there to sign some books.
I am on the back cover of the book, that’s me.

Saturday 16 October

Air Force at Boise State
I think I heard Daddy say last week, that the Horses or whatever from the place where they make potatoes beat up some cats last week.
I don’t hate cats, I just tolerate them.
HORSE POTATOES 34-24

Central Florida at Cincinnati
I think the Cincinnati mascot looks like a Black Lab on steroids.
BEARDOGS 41-24

Sacramento State at Montana
I don’t where that first place is, but we are going to Montana to sign books and I am on the back cover.
Did I say that already?
BIG FURRY DOGS WITH BIG CLAWS 34-17

Michigan State at Indiana
I don’t know what a Hoosier is, but it sounds like a possum and I don’t like possum’s.
SPART-DOGS 34-24

Lenoir Ryne at Carson Newman
I don’t know why this woman wants to fight Carson. She must be mad about something.
Women get mad at my Daddy, I feel bad for him sometimes.
Like I feel bad for Mr. Newman.
MR. NEWMAN 41-34

Oklahoma State at Texas
I am glad Daddy isn’t awake to make this pick, he might start cussing all over again.
Let’s keep this one between ourselves
DOGS WITH LONG HORNS 34-31

Auburn at Arkansas
Please don’t tell my Daddy about this one either, ok?
WAR (Cuss Word) BIRDS 34-28

Florida at LSU
Everybody in Florida is always nice to me and I have swam in the Ocean there.
I caught a fish in my mouth once and Daddy called me “Jaws” all weekend.
I don’t get it.
GREATER DOGS 38-21

Texas A&M at Missouri
Don’t say anything to my Daddy, but that A&M mascot is a hot looking chickadee.
CALL ME GIRL 38-17

Valdosta State at West Alabama
I have been grocery shopping with Daddy a bunch of times, he likes that team’s onions.
GEORGIA ONIONS 41-28

Nebraska at Minnesota
That Gopher mascot makes me laugh.
GROUNDDOGS 33-17

North Dakota State at Illinois State
I barked at a whole bunch of buffalos once, but they were behind a fence and they just looked at me.
The same way I look at Daddy when he asks if I want a treat.
BIG HEADED DOGS 34-17

Rutgers at Northwestern
I don’t know what these places are,
but I know Montana is up north cause Daddy said so.
NORTH 28-21

Duke at Virginia
I think I heard we are going to sign some books in some place in Virginia called “Fred Ricks Burgs”
It sounds like a seafood restaurant and I love hushpuppies.
Sometimes they give me the runs when I eat too many.
HUSH PUPPIES 34-17

Ouachita Baptist at Arkansas Monticello
Daddy and I are Baptist
BAPTIST PEOPLE 38-34

Kentucky at Georgia
You know what I am going to pick don’t you?
Smart human
SMART DAWGS 33-17

Robert Morris at North Alabama
I don’t know that the cigarette man has a school.
My Daddy dips tobacco a lot on Saturdays.
Sorry, I saw a squirrel through the window.
BAMA DOGS 38-17

Purdue at Iowa
I like watching those kids in the hospital in Iowa watch the football game.
Makes me and Daddy Happy.
HAWK-DOGS 33-24

North Greenville at Delta State
I like it when Daddy fries Okra, he lets me eat a whole lot of them.
But they give me gas.
FRIED OKRA’S 34-31

Brigham Young at Baylor
I think I heard Daddy say the Brigham people ride bicycles everywhere.
That doesn’t seem right in a football game.
BICYCLING DOGS 34-31

Alabama Birmingham at Southern Miss
Daddy and I like both teams, but we stayed in Birmingham sometimes and they always let me do what I want at the hotel. They even make waffles for me there.
IRON CITY DOGS 31-28

Miami at North Carolina
I heard daddy say that both of these teams are “Sorry”,
I wonder what they did wrong?
Daddy never said what it was that they did.
But here is a picture of me.

Pittsburgh at Virginia Tech
I love turkeys, when Daddy smokes them I always get some.
It makes me sleepy.
SMOKING TURKEYS 34-31

Arizona at Colorado
I heard Daddy say that Colorado sells medicine for people that have something called “Cat Are Acts”.
I don’t know why they would sell medicine to cats in fancy feast commercials.
Makes no sense to me.
CAT NIP 31-28

Vanderbilt at South Carolina
We live in South Carolina, and I love it here. I have pooped all over the back yard, we got a pool and,
Wait, that damn squirrel is on the bird feeder again.
HOME DOGS 28-24

Texas Tech at Kansas
We have a bunch of book signings in Texas, that’s what Daddy said.
But I am not wearing cowboy boots.
I told him so too.
RED DOGS 41-17

Alabama at Mississippi State
I don’t know how you get a river transplant, but I am sure Daddy can’t afford too many of them.
CRIMSON TIDE 38-28

Texas Christian at Oklahoma
Everybody from Oklahoma loves me and they always have.
But Daddy said the Sooners make him drink a lot and make -up some new cuss words.
OKLA-HOME-DOGS 34-17

Liberty at Louisiana Monroe
I have the Liberty to swim when I want and poop where I want
(outside of course, I’m sophisticated)
LIBERTY DOGS 34-28

Ole Miss at Tennessee
This game is like watching a squirrel fight a possum.
I want them both to eat each other.
But people from Mississippi are nice, Tennessee Taliban people not so much.
OLE MISS DOGS 41-38

North Carolina State at Boston College
I like those big furry dogs that run together
WOLFPACK 34-31

Iowa State at Kansas State
I don’t know where these places are, my Daddy never talks about them.
STATE FAIR DOGS 33-31

Stanford at Washington State
I have peed on many things that look like the Stanford mascot.
I may have peed on it too, I don’t know.
WASHING DOGS 34-24

Army at Wisconsin
Daddy has a lot of friends that were in the Army.
They are really nice to me.
ARMY DOGS 28-17

UCLA at Washington
I have never met a Huskie, but they sound like dogs with a weight problem.
They should get a pool like my Daddy and swim a lot or chase tennis balls like me.
LIGHTER DOGS 41-38

Arizona State at Utah
I am going to kill that damn squirrel if he doesn’t get off the damn bird feeder.
DEVIL DOGS 38-34

Next Week…

I hope Daddy will be feeling better next week, and so he can do these picks.

This is a lot of work.

Mostly I just help him while I watch television and he asks me some questions and stuff.

But thanks for reading what I was saying into the microphone thing.

Here is a another picture of me.

One More Thing…..

Daddy always says to be good to yourself and everybody around you.

But if you got a dog like me, be extra nice to him or her and love them up whenever you can. They will appreciate it.

RTR
DOC THE WORLD FAMOUS BLACK LAB
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