Ladies and Gentlemen – This past week for me can best be summed up by those immortal words from… “That Little Ol’ Band From Texas” ZZ Top when they said…. “Yes I’m bad, I’m nationwide….” Your Favorite College Prognosticator was both “Bad” and “Nationwide” last week But perhaps not for the reasons you might think…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Week 11 Picks are out a day early in Honor of the Marine Corps 235th Birthday And Veterans Day… To all my Marine Brothers and Sisters across the globe…. I want to wish you a Happy 235th Birthday….. And never forget we Marines aren’t in the “military” as some would have you to believe… We are a cult.. That oddly enough does not believe in putting your hands in...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are nearing the end of October….. And in most parts of the country autumn is in the air…. The air turns crisp as the leaves begin to change color….. The cool breeze blows the falling leaves across the landscape…. And young and old alike are preparing for Halloween….. Children in festive costumes, pumpkin carvings of all types decorate porches and windows But as we all know…. This is also...
On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know…. But Please Stop.. you are embarrassing me…. Just Because I was THE ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country to Pick the Texas Christian Horned Frog win (Not an “upset”) last night over the “Undefeated” BYU Cougars is no reason for such adulation….. I am just a simple College Fooball Prognosticating Genius… Sort of like “Rain Man”…without the stammer… Enjoy Your Picks! College Football NEWS and VIEWS...
