Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s finally here…. The “official” kickoff to the 2010 College Football Season… This week we have some instate rivals and border wars…. We have Creampuffs and Wanna-be’s…. And we have a couple of games that will separate the contenders from the pretenders. The National Anthem is over and the Marching Band is leaving the field… My friend’s get on your feet, raise your voices in unison and put your hands...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch Medicine last night. As I set here in my new Urban Myer Flip Flops...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this weeks picks…. I want to thank Hootie Snitch for providing his “unique” perspective on last weeks games and answering your email questions. But just for the record I am a lot closer to Two Buck Tim than I am Tim Buck Two… Last week your favorite college football prognosticator was a “disappointing” 42 and 15 or 75%. And for the season I stand at 453...
Hey Yawl! It’s the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Hootie Snitch! Since that Bama guy that writes this thing is in Tim Buck Two… I am a gonna due the rewind article this week and answer some of yawls emails. He sent me some notes and stuff, but I am fixing to get my “wing it on”. Before we get into that yawl need to know that I have been celebrating…...
My friends it’s been a while since we looked back at the week that was… So let’s take a moment to look at some team news and games of the past week. And certainly I want to answer your long awaited emails…. Much like many of you…. At this point in the season I am just thankful that I am not on any liver donor list yet. Enjoy your update!
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...
Let’s take a moment to recap last week’s games… Answer some reader’s emails before your Week 5 Picks are released. We have a lot of ground to cover, so let’s get too it. Enjoy!
