Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome to Part II of Your 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza. For those of you that were not “offended” by the earlier articles, just wait… I will get to you shortly. Enjoy….
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The 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza
Ladies and Gentlemen – In the words of that eminent physician and occasional body snatcher Dr. Frankenstein “HE IS ALIVE!” I am happy to state that the reported demise of your favorite college football prognosticator has been greatly exaggerated. It’s…
2015 College Football Pre-Preseason Extravaganza
Ladies and Gentlemen – A brief announcement before we start the 2015 College Football Season. If you are easily offended then this isn’t the website for you. In other words, if you are a member of the “new” American Taliban…
Your PC Introduction to 2015 College Football
Greetings Let me take a moment to introduce myself I am Dr. Ima Big A. Hole PhD of Harvard University and I am the Chairperson for the federally mandated program of the Department Under Mass-media Bias Against All Southern Society…
The Championship Pick
Ladies and Gentlemen – As I set here on my mountaintop retreat watching the snow flakes silently falling and feeling the temperatures plummeting I am feeling a little melancholy over the end of the college football season. So for the…
College Football Bowl Picks Part II
Ladies and Gentlemen – By now, the last of the Christmas packages have been unwrapped, your annoying relatives have left and, you have finally gotten your five year old nephews transformer toy removed from the toilet and the Bicycle Elf…
Christmas on Outer Drive
Ladies and Gentlemen – Christmas is almost here…. This is a story that is familiar to many of you….. For others it may be your first time reading it I sent this out the last couple of years and so…
Helpful Christmas Carols…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have written me the last couple of weeks about being stressed out concerning upcoming visits by “crazy relatives and in-laws” coming to your house for Christmas. You came to the right place my…
Hootie’s Christmas Message…
Howdy folks!!!! It’s me!! Hootie Snitch, the Number One Tennessee Vol Fan in that whole dang Unerverse!!! You know, me and that Collidge Wizird fella is just about thick as thieves so he told me he wanted me to send…
The Man and the Birds…..
Ladies and Gentlemen – I wanted to share one of my favorite audio files on the meaning of Chritsmas sent to me by one of my dearest friends. There is more on the way tomorrow…. Enjoy…..