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HOOTIES COMMENTARY
Hey Yawl! Hell yeah it’s me! The Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! It’s Hootie “Mad as Hell” Snitch Hell yes I’m Mad! You want to know why? Cause everything done got turned upside down!! First that damn dope smoking California Loving Coach Lame Kitten.. Done ditched us faster than a supermodel on a blind... »
College Football News and Views (Part II)
Ladies and Gentlemen Glad you enjoyed the first installment of the 2010 College Football News And as promised… The follow on installment for your viewing pleasure.. If you enjoyed the first article, then this should hit your funny bone in just the right place But before I leave you to your reading… You did get the memo that... »
Lesser known 2009 Bowl Games
Ladies and Gentlemen – I know many of you are in the post Christmas wrap-up… No pun intended And I know….. It’s difficult to keep up with the myriad of College Bowl games this year. But this is no time to start taking laps around the anxiety pool. We will start with a few email Questions and... »
Your Last Pick of 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen – Although this is your last regular weekly college football pick…. The season is far from over; we still have the 2009 Bowl Game Spectacular And Your College Football Prognosticators end of the season Awards. They are very prestigious. The CFB Wizard Christmas “Special” And somewhere between now and the end of the year We... »
Trick or Treat rewind…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I ask you…. Who got treats and who got tricked this weekend? The Homers of Indiana certainly got “tricked” into believing a two touchdown lead was enough to beat the Iowa Hawkeyes. And the South Carolina Gamecocks had more than enough “Butterfingers” to start the game in Knoxville, which counted as... »
College Football Picks Week 9
Ladies and Gentlemen – Not a bad week last week my friends….. Hit the Florida State and Clemson Upsets…. (No Need to Thank Me, It’s how I roll….) For the week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 40 and 9 or 82% and that leaves us at 369 and 97 or 79% for the season. (Kill the applause Sign) We... »
College Football Picks Week 8
Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks... »
College Football Picks Week 4
Ladies and Gentlemen – I know there were a lot of surprises last week… I also I know that I missed a good deal of my picks and upset specials.. We could “What if” this all day and speculate about a myriad of outcomes. For example.. “What if” Spartacus had a Piper Cub? Or “What if” Caesar had... »
Day of the Dog
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a... »
College Football Picks Week 3
Ladies and Gentlemen – There won’t be any catchy picks through interpretive dance this week It’s time to buckle down…. Last Week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator recorded a 50 and 12 for Week 2 of the college football picks or a rather substandard 80%. That leaves us at 113 and 19 or 86% for the 2009... »