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College Football Bowling Season Week 3
Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch... »
HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS
Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! There has been a lot happening! The Tennessee Vols is State Champions! Hell Yeah! Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s” It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass Right here in Baneberry Tennessee… It is freaking awesome! I... »
Thanksgiving Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about... »
College Football Picks Week 12
Ladies and Gentlemen – While Coach Pete and the Southern California Trojans are singing MC Hammer songs and trying to determine if they are “Too Legit to Quit”, the rest of us will roll into the Week 12 Picks. But before we do I need to mention…. Last week your Favorite College Football Prognosticator… was a substandard... »
Rewinding With Hootie
Hey Yawl! It’s the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Hootie Snitch! Since that Bama guy that writes this thing is in Tim Buck Two… I am a gonna due the rewind article this week and answer some of yawls emails. He sent me some notes and stuff, but I am fixing to get my “wing it... »
College Football Picks Week 10
Ladies and Gentlemen – What a week it was… Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a rather amazing 42 and 10 last week or 81% and that leaves us at 411 and 107 or 79% for the season. But enough self adulation, this week we have “even” more Big Ten games…. Played for a variety of trophy’s... »
College Football Picks Week 9
Ladies and Gentlemen – Not a bad week last week my friends….. Hit the Florida State and Clemson Upsets…. (No Need to Thank Me, It’s how I roll….) For the week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 40 and 9 or 82% and that leaves us at 369 and 97 or 79% for the season. (Kill the applause Sign) We... »
Monday Morning Quarterback…
My friends it’s been a while since we looked back at the week that was… So let’s take a moment to look at some team news and games of the past week. And certainly I want to answer your long awaited emails…. Much like many of you…. At this point in the season I am just thankful... »
College Football Picks Week 8
Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks... »
On the Road again…
Ladies and gentlemen much like Willie Nelson I am “on the Road Again…” EDITORS NOTE: And by making the statement “much Like Willie Nelson……” In no way infers that I will be riding around on a tour bus smoking marijuana, singing songs and eating Cheeto’s. My friends I have to depart to less friendly shores for... »