Archive for August, 2008

Sunday College Football Update

August 24, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Now that you have your College Football Picks for Week 1 and a little Sunday Morning Motivation, let’s take a look at some news from around the college football landscape before we kickoff this week. More Updates to follow as we get closer to kickoff. Enjoy your week! TEAM NEWS & NOTES NCAA: So, are we suppose to believe that your investigators still can’t find the house where Reggie Bush’s...

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Sunday Morning Motivation

August 24, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – In College Football there are many traditions associated with various teams. But there are few things more motivating than the entrance of the Home Team Coming onto the Field in front of a capacity crowd. At Clemson, the Tigers touch “Howards Rock” and run down the ramp onto the Field….It will make your Goose Bumps get Goose Bumps… At THE Ohio State University, there is the Dotting of the “I” in Ohio...

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS WEEK 1

August 23, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s time for the kickoff of the 2008 College Football Season and your favorite College Football Prognosticator has the answers to the questions you so desperately seek. Will the Duke Blue Devils have more than a dozen fans at home football games this season? ANSWER: No, they will not. Is the theme from “Deliverance” the “official” Fight Song of the University of Tennessee? ANSWER: Yes…..complete with a shoeless boy and...

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Sunday Conversation with Hootie Snitch

August 17, 2008
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Sunday Conversation with Hootie Snitch

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch, the Number One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! Some people call me the Miley Cyrus of College Football, but I like to think of myself as a “Superstar” Fan! Know what I mean? Kickoff is right around the corner and you know what that means? That’s right! I am a getting my mullet dyed Orange! I am going to rock the Peyton Manning Trailer Park here in Baneberry...

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Saturday College Football Update

August 16, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – With little more than a week away from the opening kickoff of our 2008 College Football Season, it got me thinking about our passion for our teams, our colors, our players and our legends of the Fall. The passion we share for this sport often transcends other thoughts and emotions. The Love for our school and team runs deep and so does our hatred for our rivals. I know graduates of the University of...

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College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza Pt II

August 10, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome Back to Part II of Your College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza! We have a lot to discuss with this week’s Email Questions and Answers and the all important Pronostications of the Conference Championships. So let’s get to it. Enjoy Your Picks! Email Questions and Answers Q: Hey There! I like to read your column and me and my wife was wondering with all your popularity if you was looking for...

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CORRECTION

August 10, 2008
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CORRECTION

Ladies and Gentlemen – When I make a mistake I am willing to admit it. In past articles I have described former coach and current ESPN college football analyst Lou Holtz as a 145 pound Tom Turkey. However, this is not entirely true. He is also an actor. Who knew? I have on good authority that Lou Holtz will be “starring” as “Granny” in a remake of the classic Television Series “The Beverly Hillbillies”....

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College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza

August 9, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I have good news to report.  Not only is “Dog The Bounty Hunter” back on the air, but we are only 19 days away from the opening kickoff of the 2008 College Football Season. And you all know what that means…..it is time for your College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza. I know that it may be difficult for many of you to concentrate on the upcoming College Football Season with the...

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Mid-Week News

August 6, 2008
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Mid-Week News

Ladies and Gentlemen – A mid-week report before we roll into the Preseason College Football Extravaganza this Weekend. Many of you may think that I am too critical of the Southern California Trojans. Alot of you think I should let go of the whole NCAA, Reggie Bush Investigation. Some of you may even think that I paint the fans of all things California as something “less than normal”. I have always believed that pictures...

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College Football Update!

August 3, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Until I leave in another couple of months I will be providing your picks and pronostications on the weekend. Next weekend, in preparation for the opening kickoff to our beloved College Football 2008 Season, I will provide you the “College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza” with Conference and Championship Picks and pronostications. No need to thank me, your adulation embarrasses me. This weekend we have reports from a variety of teams and...

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