August 10, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen –

When I make a mistake I am willing to admit it.

In past articles I have described former coach and current ESPN college football analyst Lou Holtz as a 145 pound Tom Turkey.

However, this is not entirely true.

He is also an actor. Who knew?

I have on good authority that Lou Holtz will be “starring” as “Granny” in a remake of the classic Television Series “The Beverly Hillbillies”.

No word yet on what the producers plan on doing about Lou’s gobbling and spitting….

Part II of your College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza will be out later this afternoon.



2 Responses to CORRECTION

  1. TheBamaPrincess on August 11, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Mike, Mike – Come on. I mean I could handle the thong photo, but to disgrace Granny Clampett like this – oh, it just is so upsetting. Do you realize what’s gonna happen everytime I see Lou on television this year?? Ugh!

  2. MEB on August 12, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Sorry Bama Princess, but you have to admit it….Lou sure does look a lot like Ole Granny!


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