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Hootie’s Big Orange Report

Hey Yawl! It’s your ole boy Hootie Snitch! The Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Coming at you from the Heart of Volunteer country right here in Baneberry Tennessee! Not only am I a bringing yawl the…

Preseason Extravaganza Part III

Ladies and Gentlemen – I present your last and final installment of the College Football Preseason Extravaganza for your viewing pleasure. It’s a shame our boys and girls overseas can’t read about college football on the CFB Wizard. I guess…

Access Denied

Ladies and Gentlemen – A rather disturbing issue has been brought to my attention that I think you should all be aware of. Our Boys and Girls in Iraq and Afghanistan are no longer able to read the “CFB Wizard”…

Dreams can come true

Ladies and Gentlemen – In an age when we hear far too much about the greed in sports, from athletes selling their memorabilia for tattoos to a Father selling their son to the highest bidder. It’s refreshing to know that…

Quacks

Ladies and Gentlemen – While the Auburn Tigers are rowing up the River of Denial and the Ohio State Buckeyes are self imposing and publically self abusing themselves, the Ducks of the University of Oregon are happily paddling with their…

Liquid Plumber

Ladies and Gentlemen – We are going to take quick break from the Soap Opera that has become College Football: To provide a Summer Safety Tip for all my loyal readers…. We will return later with tales from the Plains…

Duck and Cover

Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you, particularly those readers in Ann Arbor….. Are reading the latest news from Columbus Ohio with a gleam in your eye and a smile on your face. But before you begin dancing a jig…