U FITE! Update!

July 26, 2018
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

Before the 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza is released next week….

EDITORS NOTE: It’s only a week away so please be patient

It’s incumbent upon me to answer the thousands and thousands of emails, cards and letters and messages concerning the upcoming release of U FITE!

The Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience!

As I’m sure you know by now, the U FITE craze has swept the college football world, as fans from every corner of the country wanting their very own U FITE for college football game days and tailgating experience.

We here at U FITE want to assure you that the U FITE factory is currently being prepared in South Carolina and skilled workers and artisans have been retained and are undergoing training to produce your very own U FITE just in time for the kickoff to the 2018 college football season.

As you might imagine the actual location of the U FITE factory in South Carolina will remain shrouded in mystery due in large part to the rabid hysteria this magnificent invention has caused among college football fans nation wide.

However, I will provide you wonderful fans with a “Sneak Peek” into the U FITE Laboratories which include an exclusive glimpse into the testing, preparation and material selection for U FITE.

As you can see in the photograph below, two of our chief designers are carefully and considerately stress testing our polymer materials to ensure they are not only NASA grade quality , but they are safe, comfortable and enhance any college football fans game day experience.

It’s also important to note that although celebrities, professional athletes and noted alumni of the various colleges and universities throughout the college football landscape have attempted to be “First in Line” for the U FITE by flaunting their wealth, fame and prestige, we here at U FITE are oblivious to such overtures.

It’s first come, first serve, regardless of your social status here at U FITE!

As you can tell by these pictures in the U FITE Laboratories we are not only concerned about quality but we are also are also sensitive about allergens and contaminates.

If you want to spill an adult beverage on your very own U FITE and toss guacamole dip all over your U FITE when your team wins an improbable victory in the last second of the game, then by all means enjoy the thrill of victory!!!

But we here at U FITE Labs, as well as at the factory want to not only enhance your game day experience with U FITE but we want to ensure a complete safe environment for you and assuring you that each and every U FITE is tested and produced in a hypoallergenic environment.

Although many of these pictures were taken in sequence you can easily see the dedication, determination and attention to detail on the faces of the two chief designers for U FITE.

It’s also important to note that in today’s world of cheap labor and shoddy workmanship, products and parts made in God knows where, that you can be assured that your U FITE is MADE in the USA by AMERICANS with genuine parts that are all produced here in the good Ole USA.

I have received a number of emails from people that are still skeptics of U FITE.

That is certainly understandable what revolutionary product hasn’t been scrutinized?

History itself proves that when Wilbur and Orville Wright launched their crude flying contraption from Kitty Hawk North Carolina that there were detractors and critics to their revolutionary idea.

In fact as we now know, the stress and pressure of that monumental event in Kitty Hawk caused Orville to change his last name and embark on his own journey of creativity and discovery that resulted in him being known even today as “The Popcorn King.”

We here at U FITE embrace your questions, inquires and suggestions.

This truly amazing product is made for you the college football fan, so please continue to send your emails and soon (Very soon) we will have information on where and when you can order your very own team U FITE for college game day.

Thank you all for your continued encouragement and inquires.

There is more on the way, so stay tuned.

RTR

THE CFB WIZARD

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