Ladies and Gentlemen – The difficult part of the schedule of the college football season is now here… It’s October Or as Wal-Mart would describe it…. It’s Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas Time! Also known as… Hallo-Gobble-Mass (Say that three times fast and see what happens) I haven’t seen so much crap put out for sale since Lane Kiffin left OBKnoxvile. Too Soon? Enjoy your picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I guess when I wrote last week…… “Week 5 of the College Football Season is where dreams go to die…” I must have been referring to my Prognostications for the week. More on that a little later…. Enjoy your Picks..
Ladies and Gentlemen It’s hard to believe but we are already five weeks into the college football season Or as I affectionately refer to this Week… The Saturday where Dreams go to Die…. Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – As I am sure you know by now, this is THE Biggest Saturday in College Football! Tennessee and Florida…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oklahoma State and Texas…..HECK NOOOOOOOOO!! Notre Dame at Georgia…..NOOOOOO EWAY! Michigan and Wisconsin…Are YOU Kidding me????? I am talking about (I am sure that you know!) St Olaf and Carleton for …(Wait for it) “The Goat Trophy” AND “The Cereal Bowl” (Yeah, it’s kind of a BIG Deal….. Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Some of you are already despondent and depressed this college football season. Don’t be! Your season isn’t over yet! There are still a lot o games to be played! Have some faith in your team, your school and your fan base! The season is NOT Over for you!! Notable exceptions to this rule: Tennessee, Kansas, The PAC 12 Conference and Florida State….. Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Have you ever seen a true freshman punter sail one into the stands? Yeah that was me last week on the Week One Picks…. Thanks’ a lot you bunch of heavily favored jackasses… (Yeah it was that bad…) See for yourselves…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t be alarmed by the earlier than usual release of the 2019 College Football Week 1 Picks, we will get back to Thursday release of the picks next week. Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator and the World Famous Black Lab “Doc” are in the process of relocating The CFB Wizard Headquarters. No, no we aren’t moving to China or Ecuador, although I am considered quite tall in both of...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your patience has been rewarded my dear friends, as promised …. The College Football Preseason Extravaganza Part II is here! (As “if” you ever doubted me) O’ sure I could hype this particular segment, but why? College Football Kickoff is Saturday Night! You know it’s awesome…. Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I must start this edition of the 2019 College Football Preseason Extravaganza by thanking you for your patience. As you may have read in the last article posted here I am recovering from my attempt at qualifying for the 2020 Olympic Games in “Break Dancing.” EDITORS NOTE: I know, you don’t have to keep reminding me. That aside, we have a lot to cover this week before the season begins...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have already heard the exciting news but please (Please) do NOT be alarmed. So let’s clear up any rumors that may be swirling around the internet and around the water cooler about Your Favorite College Football Prognosticators future. Although many of you are already aware or suspected as much after the news this week I want to assure you that my bid for the upcoming Olympics will...
