Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator is somewhat late to congratulate this year’s college football Champions. We here at The CFB Wizard LLC Headquarters apologize for that as it wasn’t meant to be a slight to the Bulldogs magnificent season.
Ladies and Gentlemen – We haven’t gotten together in a year!!! (I know that’s a lame joke, but I love it) The talk is over… It’s time for the Championship Picks Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Due to the busy schedule of “Doc” The World-Famous Black Lab and I during this season of working for Santa and selling our “new” book “Over Easy”, we will have one issue of college football bowls this year. So, we will not reconvene until after the first of the year for the Championship game. Consider this little gift as a Holiday time saver from The CFB Wizard. Merry Christmas Enjoy...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s hard to believe that we have reached the end or nearly so of the 2021 college football season. I don’t know if I should be happy or sad, but I am sure my liver is somehow relieved. Either way, at least none of us will have to listen to the gaggle of gibbering idiots known as college football “commentators” much longer. It’s about the little blessings in life. Enjoy...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have quite the cornucopia of rivalry hate cooked up for you all this Thanksgiving. It will be bitter for some and amazingly delicious for others. The taste left in your mouth after this weekend, will last all year. You Can Believe it. Enjoy Your Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s hard to believe that Thanksgiving is right around the corner. As a gentle reminder the cornucopia of Thanksgiving college football picks will be out next Wednesday before your Aunt Ida shows up at your house with that hideous casserole that smells like Pine Sole and Kitty Litter. You are Welcome Enjoy Your Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – In Honor of the 246th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps and Veteran’s Day I want to wish all of you a Happy Veteran’s Day and a Happy Birthday to my fellow Marines. You have all made my life richer and better and for “Doc” The World-Famous Black Lab and myself, “Thank You.” Enjoy Your Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope you all survived Halloween and per usual, I fell like Charlie Brown with the Picks last week all I got was a bag full of rocks. But this is no time to cry over my two year old three musketeers candy bars. it’s already November with Thanksgiving right around the corner and I just hope I don’t deliver up any Turkeys this week. Enjoy Your Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s time for your Halloween Picks of the Week. We will have scares, thrills, shrills and the occasional uncontrollable vomiting. But enough about my last date night. You got your week nine Halloween Picks ready, read on “IF” you dare! (Please insert your favorite scary Halloween music here)
Ladies and Gentlemen – I would like to thank The World-Famous Black Lab “Doc” for filling in for me last week and making the picks, while I was temporarily indisposed. Apparently I had contracted something akin to the flu from consuming beverages from what can only be described as a “dirty glass.” I think the less we say about that particular evening, the better.
