Archive for October, 2009

Hootie’s Corner…

October 31, 2009
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Hootie’s Corner…

Hey Yawl! It’s your ole Buddy and Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Freaking Planet.. Hootie Snitch! Before I get to talking about my brand damn new restaurant… I got to get something off my chest about that game with them hated Crimson Tides.

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College Football Picks Week 9

October 29, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 9

Ladies and Gentlemen – Not a bad week last week my friends….. Hit the Florida State and Clemson Upsets…. (No Need to Thank Me, It’s how I roll….) For the week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 40 and 9 or 82% and that leaves us at 369 and 97 or 79% for the season. (Kill the applause Sign) We have a big weekend before us…. This week we have a variety of Big...

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Monday Morning Quarterback…

October 26, 2009
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My friends it’s been a while since we looked back at the week that was… So let’s take a moment to look at some team news and games of the past week. And certainly I want to answer your long awaited emails…. Much like many of you…. At this point in the season I am just thankful that I am not on any liver donor list yet. Enjoy your update!

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College Football Picks Week 8

October 21, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 8

Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...

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On the Road again…

October 18, 2009
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Ladies and gentlemen much like Willie Nelson I am “on the Road Again…” EDITORS NOTE: And by making the statement “much Like Willie Nelson……” In no way infers that I will be riding around on a tour bus smoking marijuana, singing songs and eating Cheeto’s. My friends I have to depart to less friendly shores for a few months… but I want to assure you that although there will be a “slight” disruption to...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 15, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...

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NCAA News

October 14, 2009
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NCAA News

A wise man wrote me this week and asked…. “So let me see if I’ve got this straight……. Dez Bryant of Oklahoma State has been ruled ineligible by the NCAA… because they said he “lied” about his interaction with “former” NFL player Deion Sanders. The Southern California Trojans have been lying for years about the Reggie Bush affair… and they get to play for Championships. Did I miss something?” No my friend you did...

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Commentary on Commentators

October 12, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a serious problem in this country… No, not that one, the “other” serious one…. No not that serious one, the “other” serious one… I know this is going to bruise some feelings but this has to be addressed…. I am speaking of sports commentator’s ritual of “Inventing” words that do not exist.

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As Promised….

October 9, 2009
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I am sure by now that most University of Georgia Bulldog Coaches, Players and Fans… know what it feels like to be Jodie Foster in the “Accused”. That was a “celebration” penalty? It would appear that a new batch of Southeastern Conference Referees have decided to challenge the “infamous” Penn Wagers for the title of “Worse Ref in College Football”. But have no fear my disgruntled Bulldogs… You have a friend here..

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College Football Picks Week 6

October 8, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 6

Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...

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