Ladies and Gentlemen –
As the title of this article says, we are less than 90 days till the kickoff of the 2019 College Football Season and Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator along with the World Famous Black Lab and noted canine prognosticator is Back for yet another season with you.
I know, it’s exciting…..
But just hang on a moment while I detail what you may expect this year.
(Seriously stop yelling I can hear you from here)
This year The CFB Wizard will have some “new” segments incorporated each week…
Such as you might be asking?
In the Upcoming 2019 College Football Preseason Extravaganza..(Wait for it)
Insightful Segments such as…
“Whatever Happened Too” with our first guest “Former Buckeye Coach” Urban Meyer
We will have a breakdown of your favorite College Football Fight Songs along with a discussion and review of your most popular mascots.
We will introduce “new” lingo into the American college football lexicon such as “Skootch”; as in, “That boy got knocked on his skootch…”
EDITORS NOTE: These terms can be used in your daily language as well, for example:
“Ever since Roy got that promotion he has been acting like he has got his head up his skootch.”
We will have your championship teams, conferences and seasons broken down for you and as always your readers “Q and A Email” answered by none other than yours truly.
Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator will answer your difficult and perplexing questions, such as……
“Why does Peyton Manning show up on my game camera’s?”
Answer: Because he heard a camera rolling, that’s why.
Other questions and mysteries will be examined too….
Does Ole Miss’s “new” offensive coordinator and former Michigan Coach Rich Rod still have gaudy hair plugs? An whatever happened to his wife that dressed like a street walker?
Why does Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh always look the neighborhood creeper in his ball cap and serial killer glasses?
These and other mysteries will be answered this season
Certainly we will have the Heisman hopefuls for the coming year
The excitement is building to kickoff…
Too prove this; we have none other than World Famous Country Music Superstar Star Sylacauga Ledbetter, better known to you fans as the “Cattywampus” of Country Music singing an original song for you, the fans of The CFB Wizard.
The 2019 College Football Preseason Extravaganza is right around the corner……
So Stay tuned…..
RTR
THE CFB WIZARD