Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen - What a weekend in College Football…… Despite being a dismal 31 and 10 (76%) I was the ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country that Picked the Mighty Longhorns over the Boomer Sooners of Oklahoma… EDITORS NOTE: I greatly appreciate my Longhorn Fans… However I will NOT be a candidate for Governor of the Lonestar State Next Year… Despite the FACT my opponent hates Christmas, Children and Darrell Royal… “I am...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s that time of the year (Again)…… The names of the games alone are enough to make you break into goosebumps…. They are called many things…. The Red River Rivalry or The Red River Shoot-Out… But the game between Oklahoma and Texas is above all else…. A Border WAR…. Then there is the tussle between the Hedges in Athens… Between… Tennessee and Georgia….. Also… This weekend… The Black Shirts of Nebraska Invade...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Before we get into Saturday’s Picks I have to say… I am still mad about last night…… I am One and Two on Thursday night (again)? DAMN it…. This is the reason my average has fallen faster than the stock market the last two weeks… As you know I was a disappointing 30 and 15 (76%) last week… Which leaves me at an embarrassing 202 and 51 for the season or 80%. Hold...
