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College Football Picks Week 8

October 21, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this Week’s Picks I believe Congratulations are in order…. After defeating the James Madison Dukes last Saturday the University of New Hampshire Wildcats can take their rightful place as the Number Three Ranked team in College Football! This of course is based upon the BCS formula of the “three degrees of separation” as it relates to the Virginia Tech Hokies. Meaning: On the merit of Boise...

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College Football Picks Week 6

October 7, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have been kind enough to write “What Happened to Last Weeks Picks?” I was going to write that I had the unfortunate experience of listening to a replay of a conversation between ESPN “commentator” Pam Ward and “commentator” Beth Mowins and the combination of the their two voices gave me an aneurism. But that wouldn’t be true. We all know that combination would make your head pop...

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The Iron Bowl

November 25, 2009
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The Iron Bowl

The name alone says it all…. In the Great State of Alabama, there is nothing bigger… In Alabama you have to make a choice….. It’s one or the other… We aren’t much for fence riders or folks on middle ground….. And don’t give us that crap “how you like both teams” You can’t, it’s impossible… Saying that just makes you a wussy, or worse…. A damn yankee… It’s the Alabama Crimson Tide and The...

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BREAKING NEWS

November 24, 2009
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BREAKING NEWS

Ladies and Gentlemen – I interrupt the “Iron Bowl” edition for important late breaking college football news Please accept this news release for widest dissemination: Great News for Irish Fans Released by University of Notre Dame Athletics Rise up Irish fans! A new day is dawning. Recently Northeastern University announced it was going to drop its storied football program. This would create a void and imbalance in the powerful Colonial Athletic Association standings. What...

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College Football Picks Week 11

November 11, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this weeks picks…. I want to thank Hootie Snitch for providing his “unique” perspective on last weeks games and answering your email questions. But just for the record I am a lot closer to Two Buck Tim than I am Tim Buck Two… Last week your favorite college football prognosticator was a “disappointing” 42 and 15 or 75%. And for the season I stand at 453...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 15, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...

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College Football Picks Week 6

October 8, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 6

Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...

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Milestone and Commentary

October 7, 2009
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As you may already know, I sustained what I like to call a “Prognosticators Concussion” with my disappointing effort in Week 5. But before we discuss my latest injury or get to this week’s picks I want to comment on a minor milestone of sorts and make mention of a few emails I received throughout the past week. For the long time devoted readers of this column as well as for those of you...

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College Football Picks Week 5

October 1, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 5

Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...

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Post Game with Hootie Snitch

September 25, 2009
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Post Game with Hootie Snitch

Well Damn it all….. Them Florida Gators done stole another one. And too make matters worse… If that is even possible… Guess what done went and happened? Remember when I was putting up a previously owned double wide trailer up for my Restaurant? And I called it HOOT-R’s you know like that other place except spelled different? Well little did I know… Cause I didn’t read the mail they sent me concerning the name...

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