Hey Yawl!
It’s me again; James “Hootie” Snitch from Baneberry Tennessee!
And I am….
The Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet!
In case you hadn’t heard..
I had me a hell of a time last weekend in Athens Georgia…
To begin with…
Them cheatin damn Bulldogs beat my Vols…
I know you is a thinking…
How do Hootie know they cheated?
Cause the Dawgs won!
Can’t nobody Beat Coach Fulmer and the Vols unless they Cheat!
Then to make matters worse…
I done got myself arrested in Georgia…
Yep I done it…
Got out yesterday morning…
I got picked up for what they call “Solicitation”…
But I got what you call “Baited”…
My lawyer says he thinks he can get me out of it because like he says…
“it ain’t right to put something like that right in front of a Tennessee Fan and not think he is a going to jump on it..”
I have a picture of the gal I propositioned…
I think yawl will agree, there is NO WAY me or any other orange blooded Tennessee Vol male could have resisted such charms!
Thanks for understanding!
Hootie – Out!
Oh Mike, Oh Mike, Where in the heck do you find this stuff? This is just so, so wrong . . . .Funny as hell . . . but wrong . . .
The BamaPrincess
BAMA Mike, I hope “Hootie hollars,” MSU cheated, Da cheated, when all is “said and done,” come next Sadday Nite!!! Looking forward to this weeks PICKS——My friends down in Oxford are hoping to “Topple The Tide” this week-end. I will be watching!! Your buddy, BJ
Bulldog Jim –
I believe Ole Hootie will be crying twice this weekend…
Once because his new “girlfriend” will break up with him…
And the second time because those Bulldogs are gonna spank those Vowels!
As for your friends in Oxford…I hope they are mighty disappointed this weekend.
RTR
MEB
Bama Princess –
I know…
It’s disturbing what Hootie will come up with next…
I just hope we don’t get Wedding Invitations any time soon…
That would be….BAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaad!
RTR
MEB