Hey Yawl!
It’s me again; James “Hootie” Snitch from Baneberry Tennessee!
And I am….
The Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet!
In case you hadn’t heard..
I had me a hell of a time last weekend in Athens Georgia…
To begin with…
Them cheatin damn Bulldogs beat my Vols…
I know you is a thinking…
How do Hootie know they cheated?
Cause the Dawgs won!
Can’t nobody Beat Coach Fulmer and the Vols unless they Cheat!
Then to make matters worse…
I done got myself arrested in Georgia…
Yep I done it…
Got out yesterday morning…
I got picked up for what they call “Solicitation”…
But I got what you call “Baited”…
My lawyer says he thinks he can get me out of it because like he says…
“it ain’t right to put something like that right in front of a Tennessee Fan and not think he is a going to jump on it..”
I have a picture of the gal I propositioned…
I think yawl will agree, there is NO WAY me or any other orange blooded Tennessee Vol male could have resisted such charms!
Thanks for understanding!
Hootie – Out!