Hey Yawl!
It’s me James “Hootie” Snitch the Number One Tennesse Vol Fan on the Planet!
In case you all was wondering that fellow that rights this thing, let’s me right in it too.
Just so’s it will be fair and balanced.
So let me go ahead and answer what I know you all are thinking…
Tennessee lost last weekend: It Don’t matter and the game don’t count.
Why? Cause the game wasn’t in our conference and it was on the west coast, which means…
That was in a whole nother time zone.
So’s it don’t count.
Coach Phil Fulmer didn’t look like himself on the sidelines: Well you wouldn’t look good neither if you was used to a 24 hour Krispy Kreme dognuts!
How do you think Coach Phil was suppose to think on only 24 thousand calories a day?
That man was week I tell you!
If you was wondering if Hootie is excited about this weekend, then you would be right as rain!
This Saturday the Tennessee Volunteers will be in Neyland Stadium for the Home Opener!
Not just the “Home Opener” neither…
The FIRST home opener of the 2008 College Football season with the “NEW” Luxury Boxes in Neyland Stadium!
I am extra excited cause I just happened to have a few “connections” being the “Number One Vol Fan on the Planet”..
And I done got “permission” to use one of the luxury boxes on Saturday!
Before You-uns even ask: Hell Yeah, I am bringing all the Snitch’s and Ratt’s in the family!
Everybody going to be using the luxury box this Saturday for the game!
If yawl ain’t seen the “New” Luxury Boxes at Tennessee: I got a picture for you.
It’s AWESOME as Hell Ain’t it?
Saturday can’t get here soon enough for me…
I can hardly wait to set down in one of them…
Before I forget….
If you was wondering how I know’d what you was a thinking about the Tennessee game…
That’s easy….
Momma Snitch just got ESPN2 on the Satelitte dish…
I swear, when that channel is on…
I can read minds…
It’s like magic.
Hootie – Out!