Hootie’s Corner

Hootie’s “Gator Special”

September 18, 2009
By MEB
Hootie’s “Gator Special”

Hey Yawl! It’s me, Hootie Snitch the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! I am right here at my restaurant HOOT-R’s! Located in a previously owned double wide trailer… right off of Leadmine Road just outside of Baneberry Tennessee Look for the lighted sign and come on in for the Biggest and Best Tennessee Volunteer Victory party in the universe! In case you is a living under a rock This is the...

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Hootie’s Corner

August 26, 2009
By MEB
Hootie’s Corner

Hey Yawl, It’s me again! Hootie Snitch, the Number One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! I am right here in the heart of Vol Country, Baneberry Tennessee! Sorry I haven’t written lately…. As you all know I am in the Musical production at Dollywood called…. “Who Let the Clogs Out…”

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Hootie’s Corner

July 7, 2009
By MEB
Hootie’s Corner

Hey everybody, it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch! In case any of yawl is just now a reading this, I am… The Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! All of us Snitch’s and Ratt’s (on my momma’s side) is all Volunteer fans… We drool Orange and White… It’s True! In fact I hear we is even related to Coach Phil Fulmer… Cause everybody says he is a Ratt and a Snitch…...

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Keep’n It Real with Hootie Snitch

April 5, 2009
By MEB
Keep’n It Real with Hootie Snitch

Hey Yawl! It’s your old friend Hootie Snitch from Baneberry Tennessee! In case you all done forgot I am the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan in the world! Maybe even the unverse! Before I tell yawl about my adventures, I got to get something off my chest. I seen this local commercial here for the “Cell Phone King” and it made me made enough to spit! We is a democarcy and we don’t have...

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Hootie’s Corner

October 14, 2008
By MEB
Hootie’s Corner

Hey Yawl! It’s me again; James “Hootie” Snitch from Baneberry Tennessee! And I am…. The Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! In case you hadn’t heard.. I had me a hell of a time last weekend in Athens Georgia… To begin with… Them cheatin damn Bulldogs beat my Vols… I know you is a thinking… How do Hootie know they cheated? Cause the Dawgs won! Can’t nobody Beat Coach Fulmer and the Vols unless...

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Wanted: Momma’s Teeth

September 20, 2008
By MEB
Wanted: Momma’s Teeth

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch the Number One Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Fact is ALL us Snitch’s are Vol Fans! Go Big Orange! Anyway… As yawl know it’s Tennessee – Florida week… And that means those damn gator fans are ALL over Knoxville… But that ain’t the real problem here… Last Night I took Momma Snitch and my Brother down to “The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum” for a Vol-Gator...

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Tuesday Conversation with Hootie Snitch

September 9, 2008
By MEB
Tuesday Conversation with Hootie Snitch

Hey Yawl! It’s me James “Hootie” Snitch the Number One Tennesse Vol Fan on the Planet! In case you all was wondering that fellow that rights this thing, let’s me right in it too. Just so’s it will be fair and balanced. So let me go ahead and answer what I know you all are thinking… Tennessee lost last weekend: It Don’t matter and the game don’t count. Why? Cause the game wasn’t in...

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TGIF (Sort of) with Hootie Snitch

July 24, 2008
By MEB

Hey Yawl! It’s me again! Hootie Snitch the Number One Vol Fan on the Planet! I am a filling in for what’s his name while he is in Jerk-a-damn-Stan or whatever it’s called; I believe that’s in Arkansas. But never mind that. As most of you know by now I got myself arrested at the South Carolina Cooter Festival, but before any of you start jumping to conclusions, let me tell you: It wasn’t my damn...

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TGIF (Almost) with Hootie Snitch

June 12, 2008
By MEB

Hey everybody it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch! The Number Damn One Vol Fan on the planet! Hell, maybe even the universe! I know you’re a thinking that I am supposed to right something tomorrow, it being Friday and all. Before you ask I ain’t a bit superstitious about righting on Friday the 13th! But after that flu bug or whatever done jumped on the website a few weeks ago, I ain’t taken no...

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Commentary by Hootie Snitch

June 4, 2008
By MEB

Hey yawl it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch the number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the planet and I am madder than Hell! Like everybody else I seen on the news and in the papers last week something that just frosted my ass! At first I couldn’t believe what I was a seeing and then I got together with some other Tennessee fans from the trailer park here and they seen it too! Hell...

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