Ladies and Gentlemen –
As you may (or may not…)
know…….
Last week I was 33 and 13 or a “Not so Impressive” 72%…
Which Leaves me at 307 and 86 (78%) for the season…
AND…..
With an “Unofficial” 2009 Texas Governor’s Campaign.
I KNOW….
I picked those Horned Frogs from Texas Christian over BYU….
I picked the Houston Cougars to win the Conference USA Championship…
I said the Red Raiders of Texas Tech would be a force to be reckoned with….
And YES….
I picked the Mighty Texas Longhorns to not only defeat the Oklahoma Sooners….
But….
ALSO Picked them to beat MO’S Tigers….
But I CANNOT be a Candidate for Governor of the Lonestar State….
Despite the Fact….
My “Future” opponent Hates…
Puppies…
Santa Claus….
Willie Nelson…..
Earl Campbell
Roger Staubach…
AND….
Darrell Royal…
I even have on good authority that he hasn’t “Remembered the Alamo” in years….
and doesn’t own a pick-up truck…
You know something….
I bet he even pulled for the Mexican’s to kill John Wayne in the “Real” Alamo Movie…
“I AM Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator”……
And…
I approved this message…..
Enjoy!
THE GAMES
Thursday October 23rd
Auburn at West Virginia
This one could go either way….
But it’s in Morgantown….
SOOoooooooooooo….
LIGHT THOSE COUCHES!
MOUNTAINEERS 24-23
New Mexico at Air Force
When I heard the “Low Blows” were playing Air Force…
I thought….
Didn’t they already play Navy?
FALCONS 34-31
Friday October 24th
Boise State at San Jose State
You know what “San Jose” means in Spanish?
I think it means….
“Joe has an infected mole..”
Which is disgusting…
BRONCOS 38-31
Your Saturday Picks and Prognostications will be out on Friday….
RTR
MEB