Ladies and Gentlemen – Anyone might tell you that knows me I can on occasion be quite destructive, but I want to be perfectly clear when I state that although the latest Hurricane is named after “Yours Truly”; I had…
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College Football Picks Week 3
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a lot to discuss this week….. There is the breaking of “The Streak”…. EDITORS NOTE: This has nothing to do with that time I ran through Waffle House naked, just so you know….But don’t…
College Football Picks Week 2
Ladies and Gentlemen – Just think……. It was a little over a week ago that every team in college football was undefeated. Those were certainly some good times weren’t they? In the immortal words of the Righteous Brothers many of…
Cheeseburgers, Hashbrowns, and a Woman Named Sue
Ladies and Gentlemen – In this world of hate and discontent it’s nice to know that there is sunshine in the darkness. As we prepared for yet another much anticipated college football season, I included a “new” article here by…
2016 College Football Bowl Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your “Part I” of the 2016 College Football Bowl Picks along with the remainder of “The CFB Wizard College Football Awards” are awaiting you on this “Special Edition” from Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator. Consider it…
The 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza Part II
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome to Part II of Your 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza. For those of you that were not “offended” by the earlier articles, just wait… I will get to you shortly. Enjoy….
College Football Picks Week 3
Ladies and Gentlemen – Due to some technical issues here at the farm, I am sending your weekly picks out this week from the closest location to me with an internet connection. The local funeral home…. I don’t like the…
College Football Bowling Season Week 2
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd…
Thanksgiving Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times……
College Football Picks Week 6
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the…