Ladies and Gentlemen – Anyone might tell you that knows me I can on occasion be quite destructive, but I want to be perfectly clear when I state that although the latest Hurricane is named after “Yours Truly”; I had nothing whatsoever to do with it’s path upon my beloved Florida Gulf Coast. Believe me there are other places I would have landed it if I were in charge of such things Stay Safe...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a lot to discuss this week….. There is the breaking of “The Streak”…. EDITORS NOTE: This has nothing to do with that time I ran through Waffle House naked, just so you know….But don’t judge me. There is the Hurricane witch known as Florence and of course we will discuss the greatest rivalry in all of college football that will be played this week and I am talking...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Just think……. It was a little over a week ago that every team in college football was undefeated. Those were certainly some good times weren’t they? In the immortal words of the Righteous Brothers many of you have already “Lost that loving feeling” Don’t despair my dear readers. It’s going to be ok Enjoy Your Picks….
Ladies and Gentlemen – In this world of hate and discontent it’s nice to know that there is sunshine in the darkness. As we prepared for yet another much anticipated college football season, I included a “new” article here by Harley Hanesworth. It reminds us all that sunshine comes in many forms and from places we don’t expect. Bring the Sunshine to someone this week my dear readers. Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your “Part I” of the 2016 College Football Bowl Picks along with the remainder of “The CFB Wizard College Football Awards” are awaiting you on this “Special Edition” from Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator. Consider it an early Christmas gift….. You Are Welcome America
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome to Part II of Your 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza. For those of you that were not “offended” by the earlier articles, just wait… I will get to you shortly. Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Due to some technical issues here at the farm, I am sending your weekly picks out this week from the closest location to me with an internet connection. The local funeral home…. I don’t like the way everyone is smiling and looking at me here It’s giving me the creeps; let’s get to the picks in case they know something I don’t.
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
