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College Football Picks (For Real) Week 1

August 31, 2017
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College Football Picks (For Real) Week 1

Ladies and Gentlemen – If last week constituted an appetizer to the upcoming college football season, then this week’s schedule most certainly is the main menu. Editors Note: “Yes” I admit it, last weekend I actually set down and watched the College of Cosmetology of greater Omaha play Winkler’s Pet Grooming Academy from St. Joseph’s Missouri. Before you judge me….. Those big ole gals from Omaha can play, that’s all I’m saying. Enjoy Your...

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College Football Picks Week 1

September 2, 2015
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Ladies and Gentlemen – The full menu of college football begins this week and there is a virtual plethora, a veritable cornucopia of commentary, college football news and the first picks of the 2015 season to get you ready for game day. EDITORS NOTE: In case you were wondering I discovered those “power words” in a thesaurus, which until recently I thought was a dinosaur with a speech impediment. Enjoy…

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2010 CFB Wizard Awards

December 17, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s that time of year again……. When people will annoy the living hell of me by saying….. “Happy Holidays” This always elicits a response from me similar to this…. “Which Holiday is it? What’s that over there, is that a Holiday tree?” I will tell you what “Holiday” it is…. It’s Christmas…… Glad I could break it down for you…… And it’s also time for Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s...

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College Football Picks Week 10

November 4, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...

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2010 Pre-Season Extravaganza Part III

August 31, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – The official kickoff of the 2010 College Football Season is just days away… And as you might expect your Week One College Football Picks will be out on Thursday just in time for the start of the 2010 season. But until then….. I present your last installment of the Preseason College Football Extravaganza… We will keep it short and sweet with late breaking college football new….. and your long awaited...

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Pre-Pre Season College Football Extravaganza

August 4, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the lengthy delay in getting back with you all…..my beloved fans. But as you may already know…. Due to my rather phenomenal year of College Football Prognostication in 2009, I embarked on the “CFB Wizard World Tour”, which I am in the process of wrapping up. But before I describe my eventful night in Beijing after winning the coveted “Laughing Monkey Award”, I want to clear up...

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HOOTIES COMMENTARY

February 6, 2010
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HOOTIES COMMENTARY

Hey Yawl! Hell yeah it’s me! The Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! It’s Hootie “Mad as Hell” Snitch Hell yes I’m Mad! You want to know why? Cause everything done got turned upside down!! First that damn dope smoking California Loving Coach Lame Kitten.. Done ditched us faster than a supermodel on a blind date with a one eyed midget. Not to mention I went and done gave Lame and...

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College Football News and Views (Part II)

January 31, 2010
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College Football News and Views (Part II)

Ladies and Gentlemen Glad you enjoyed the first installment of the 2010 College Football News And as promised… The follow on installment for your viewing pleasure.. If you enjoyed the first article, then this should hit your funny bone in just the right place But before I leave you to your reading… You did get the memo that the “World is Coming to an End” Right? In case you didn’t get the email…. It...

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A Love Story

November 15, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like my University’s mascot… I have the memory of an elephant and I hardly ever forget anything. As you might imagine, it’s a curse and blessing. That being said…. I remember the following quotes from some noted Sports publications and commentators back in August of this year before the college football season began. Sports Illustrated “Pete Carroll and the Trojans are even better than they were a year ago…”...

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COMMENTARY Part II

May 13, 2009
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It seems the folks at FoxSports and College Football News don’t read my column. I guess they can’t handle the truth…. After my commentary last week…. The twin towers of stupidity had the unmitigated gall to title their next article…. “Meet their Match: Can anyone Catch Southern California?” Are you kidding me? The gibbering idiots at the College Football News went on to say… “That if Southern California can survive their brutal road schedule,...

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