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Warning Labels

March 13, 2012
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Ladies and Gentlemen – While College Football Spring practice is getting underway in some places and with little news to report from the gridiron, it’s time once again for a brief story from your favorite college football prognosticator. As I mentioned in the last article I am going to be on injured reserve throughout spring practice due to some unexpected results from a recent routine physical. But there is no need to worry my...

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Breaking NCAA News

January 3, 2011
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Ladies and Gentlemen – There is some recent news from the NCAA “defending” their decisions concerning Cam Newton of Auburn and the players with Ohio State University that are to be punished next year for this year’s offenses. I know the legal speak can be difficult to understand. That’s why you have your Favorite College Football Prognosticator…. I will guide you through what they are saying…. Enjoy and Happy New Year

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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

December 22, 2010
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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

Hey Yawl! It’s the Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! You guessed it! It’s your Ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from the heart of Volunteer Country! Right here in Baneberry Tennessee! I done wrote me a Christmas Story and I got some other stuff too….. It’s like the “Night Before Christmas”….. But think of it as the Tennessee version… It’s awesome as hell…. Yawl Enjoy….

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College Football News and Views 2010 Edition

January 23, 2010
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College Football News and Views 2010 Edition

It’s been a rather exciting “off season” already hasn’t it? Have I mentioned The University of Alabama Crimson Tide ARE the College Football National Champions? I have? Sorry, it’s been a while for me… We have a lot to catch up on don’t we? In fact we have SO much to talk about This segment will be posted in “two” separate articles, to include your email questions and answers… So be sure and check...

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The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

January 21, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

My Friends….. I have been accused of many things over the years…. But being “Un-Cool” isn’t one of them…. I received an email from a young Crimson Tide fan….. Concerning the video I included with the last post and the young fan actually said…. It hurts me to repeat this…..

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The 2009 College Football National Champions

January 19, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions

Ladies and Gentlemen – So here I am in Satan’s Butt Crack…. Watching the National Championship Game… Yes “The” National Championship Game Yelling loud enough that, according to NASA, lights dim as far away as San Antonio Then it happened…. Alabama’s attempted fake punt on the first possession of the first quarter caused my spleen to jump out of my belly button… If that wasn’t bad enough….. I had no internet connection after the...

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College Football Bowling Season Week 3

December 31, 2009
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College Football Bowling Season Week 3

Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch Medicine last night. As I set here in my new Urban Myer Flip Flops...

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Southeastern Conference Post Game

December 6, 2009
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Southeastern Conference Post Game

In the words of the Professional Wrestling Icon “Nature Boy” Ric Flair “To Be the Man, you have to beat the Man” Saturday night in Atlanta at the Georgia Dome…. The Southeastern Conference Championship game…. The Alabama Crimson Tide didn’t just beat the man…. They took him behind the woodshed and wore his ass out.

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The Iron Bowl

November 25, 2009
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The Iron Bowl

The name alone says it all…. In the Great State of Alabama, there is nothing bigger… In Alabama you have to make a choice….. It’s one or the other… We aren’t much for fence riders or folks on middle ground….. And don’t give us that crap “how you like both teams” You can’t, it’s impossible… Saying that just makes you a wussy, or worse…. A damn yankee… It’s the Alabama Crimson Tide and The...

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Hootie’s Corner…

October 31, 2009
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Hootie’s Corner…

Hey Yawl! It’s your ole Buddy and Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Freaking Planet.. Hootie Snitch! Before I get to talking about my brand damn new restaurant… I got to get something off my chest about that game with them hated Crimson Tides.

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