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College Football Picks Week 7

October 14, 2020
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College Football Picks Week 7

Ladies and Gentlemen – “IF” you think there hasn’t been enough crazy already this year.. Consider this; The defending National Champion LSU Tigers are unranked… While the Rajun Cajuns of Louisiana Lafayette are Undefeated and are ranked. And to think we have neighbors that still wonder “why” we drink so much. Enjoy your games

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College Football Picks Week 5

September 27, 2018
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College Football Picks Week 5

Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t despair dear readers I know for many of you out there this season has been like waiting for grandma’s new teeth to come in the mail, there is anticipation, excitement and the relief that you won’t have to listen to her whistle while she chews her food. But then the mail arrives and the damn things don’t fit her gums and the clacking and smacking sound of her...

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College Football Picks (For Real) Week 1

August 31, 2017
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College Football Picks (For Real) Week 1

Ladies and Gentlemen – If last week constituted an appetizer to the upcoming college football season, then this week’s schedule most certainly is the main menu. Editors Note: “Yes” I admit it, last weekend I actually set down and watched the College of Cosmetology of greater Omaha play Winkler’s Pet Grooming Academy from St. Joseph’s Missouri. Before you judge me….. Those big ole gals from Omaha can play, that’s all I’m saying. Enjoy Your...

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2016 College Football Bowl Picks

December 13, 2016
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2016 College Football Bowl Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen – Your “Part I” of the 2016 College Football Bowl Picks along with the remainder of “The CFB Wizard College Football Awards” are awaiting you on this “Special Edition” from Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator. Consider it an early Christmas gift….. You Are Welcome America

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College Football Picks Week 12

November 17, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 12

Ladies and Gentlemen – I am sure like many of you I was shocked and dismayed by the conclusion of several of the games last Saturday night. In fact I couldn’t have been more surprised last Saturday night than if big ole hairy Yak would have knocked on my door with its nasty misshapen horns. But enough talk about Wynonna Judd stalking me….. That’s a problem for the local Animal Control folks. Enjoy Your...

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College Football Picks Week 8

October 20, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 8

Ladies and Gentlemen – As the song “State I’m In” from my friends in Possum Kingdom South Carolina “The bright lights they won’t leave me alone, I need a shadow or a hole in the wall because maybe I don’t know, I don’t know what kind of state I’m in; we still got a ways to go” So don’t get despondent or celebrate too loudly over a single game We still got a ways...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 13, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 7

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know this past week wasn’t easy for many of you. Many of you survived quite an ordeal. Confusion, frustrations and anger It was hard It was scary Because I understand better than most that listening to the “Vern and Gary” Show on CBS every Saturday and to endure the trauma that ensues from such an afternoon of college football is almost unbearable. I almost forget many of you endured...

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College Football Picks Week 4

September 22, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 4

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know many of you are already distraught this early in the season. But it’s no time to start swimming laps in the anxiety pool. Take a deep breath…. Change into your “lucky” game day gear (The sweaty old ones, not the new ones with the tag still on it) Tighten that chin strap…. And Hunker Down…. It’s time to get serious Enjoy….

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College Football Picks Week 5

September 30, 2015
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College Football Picks Week 5

Ladies and Gentlemen – We certainly didn’t need any reminders that this is the wildest and craziest college football season in recent memory. But for those of you that still doubt that…. Let me present this as exhibit “a”: West Point “won” a football game Enough said..

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College Football Picks Week 4

September 23, 2015
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Ladies and Gentlemen- As I wait in the lobby of my local Wal-Mart automotive department for my liver transplant (They really do have everything here!) It’s time to knock out this week’s picks…. I don’t know how long the recovery time is for this sort of thing Because all the instructions they gave me are in Chinese What the hell does “Wang Chung” mean anyway?

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