Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the odd timing of today’s last installment of the 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza. You see “Doc” the Black Lab and I have switched “Twister Thursdays” to Wednesdays and after a protracted game…
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2018 Preseason Extravaganza Part II
Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you are still giddy with excitement that Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator has returned from his myriad of duties with the U FITE Corporation. “The Universal Fan Interactive Team Experience” To once again bring…
Hair Plugs and Cowboy Boots
Ladies and Gentlemen – I received many an email from Monday’s article on Coach Urban Meyer and the Ohio State Buckeyes titled “Inconvenient Truth.” Most if not all had one question in common….. “Will Urban Meyer survive this scandal?” I…
Inconvenient Truth
Ladies and Gentlemen – We live in a world of inconvenient truths, “official narratives” and down right lies often times at the expense of others lives, reputations and livelihoods. Because the people that perpetuate a narrative, a lie or an…
The 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza
Ladies and Gentlemen – I know that many of you were worried, concerned and downright frightened that with my duties as CEO of U FITE! Which (As you know) is perhaps the greatest invention for the college football fan since…
U FITE! Update!
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before the 2018 College Football Preseason Extravaganza is released next week…. EDITORS NOTE: It’s only a week away so please be patient It’s incumbent upon me to answer the thousands and thousands of emails, cards and…
The Greatest College Football Fan Invention (Ever)
Ladies and Gentlemen – I cannot contain my excitement any longer….. Soon to be unveiled here on The CFB Wizard website is without a doubt the Greatest Invention for the College Football Fan since canned beer, the propane tailgating grill…
A Southerners Guide to the Winter Olympics
It’s no secret that throughout the entire country the consistently lowest television ratings for the Winter Olympics are in the Southern part of the United States. It doesn’t matter how many annoying commercials the networks have for the Winter Olympics…
The Champions
Ladies and Gentlemen – I need to apologize for the lateness of this final article on the 2017 College Football Season. But in all fairness after Monday Night’s Championship game I could thread a sewing machine with it running up…
The 2017 Championship Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t let the opening picture disturb you…… Neither My Black Lab “Doc” nor I have had or are planning to have any children; we are both “fixed”. That picture is for the apparent butt hurt…