Ladies and Gentlemen – The news around the college football world this week was more shocking to me than the time I accidently peed on an electric fence. But to be perfectly honest about that particular “event” I had no idea that I could do a kabuki dance with such elegance, style and grace while speaking in tongues. We have got a lot to discuss, so let’s get to it
Ladies and Gentlemen – Here are we are halfway thru the 2015 College Football Season…. So much has changed hasn’t it? It seems just like yesterday…. That everybody had dismissed the Clemson Tigers and The Florida Gators All except Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator You are Welcome America
Ladies and Gentlemen – We certainly didn’t need any reminders that this is the wildest and craziest college football season in recent memory. But for those of you that still doubt that…. Let me present this as exhibit “a”: West Point “won” a football game Enough said..
Ladies and Gentlemen- As I wait in the lobby of my local Wal-Mart automotive department for my liver transplant (They really do have everything here!) It’s time to knock out this week’s picks…. I don’t know how long the recovery time is for this sort of thing Because all the instructions they gave me are in Chinese What the hell does “Wang Chung” mean anyway?
Ladies and Gentlemen – Last week saw more wringing of hands and praying than an Auburn fan watching an overtime game with Jacksonville State, no wait that almost nearly happened. Never mind… But you get the point Tighten those chin straps, it’s about to get rough
Ladies and Gentlemen – The first week of the 2015 College Football Season is behind us… There is a lot to discuss before we get into this week’s picks Well, unless you are Vanderbilt, Colorado, Kansas….. But you get the picture Let’s get to it
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your last installment of the College Football Preseason Extravaganza is chocked full of 2015 Conference Predictions and Prognostications, as well as College Football “News” and the first “Pick” of the Season when two Giants of College Football square off this Saturday in Big Sky Country. Hang On…
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Ladies and Gentlemen – As I set here on my mountaintop retreat watching the snow flakes silently falling and feeling the temperatures plummeting I am feeling a little melancholy over the end of the college football season. So for the final week of the season I will answer a few of your emails, announce some end of the 2014 season awards and provide you dear readers with Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s Pick for...
Ladies and Gentlemen – By now, the last of the Christmas packages have been unwrapped, your annoying relatives have left and, you have finally gotten your five year old nephews transformer toy removed from the toilet and the Bicycle Elf has made his last delivery of the year. I can’t believe that Christmas is over already But now the “Real” Bowl season begins in earnest So Let’s Get To It…..
