Ladies and Gentlemen – The Christmas wrapping papers and boxes have been cleaned up and you finally got your toilet working after Uncle Todd clogged it up when he finished off all of Aunt Edna’s “magic” spinach dip. Don’t be angry with Uncle Todd going into the New Year……. Remember, you did encourage him to start eating healthier. But before we discuss the last Bowl games, don’t forget to throw Aunt Freda’s casserole in...
Ladies and Gentlemen – What a menu we have prepared for you this Thanksgiving! We have Clean, Old fashioned Hate served in an Apple Cup. We have a Slab of Bacon cut O’ so ever delicately with Paul Bunyan’s Ax. There will be an Egg Bowl, a Wagon Wheel and Miles of Hate. There is plenty of Hate, Civil War and Angst to go around for everyone. It will all be served in bitter...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s hard to believe that we are near the end of the regular season of the 2019 college football season. We have a few rivalries to discuss this week and since it is “Week 13” of the season… I have a few things to mention concerning a young man that wears number “13” Enjoy Your Picks
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like Charlie Brown at Halloween…… While you were enjoying your Halloween goodies, I was getting rocks. EDITORS NOTE: Not the candy kind either… In fact, I had so many picks that turned into rocks I am surprised I didn’t chip a tooth. But “IF” Halloween wasn’t scary enough for you Hold on to your witches’ brew It’s Separation Saturday Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – By now, the last of the Christmas packages have been unwrapped, your annoying relatives have left and, you have finally gotten your five year old nephews transformer toy removed from the toilet and the Bicycle Elf has made his last delivery of the year. I can’t believe that Christmas is over already But now the “Real” Bowl season begins in earnest So Let’s Get To It…..
Ladies and Gentlemen – I couldn’t have been any more surprised last week than if Ed McMahon himself had shown up at my farm with a van full of balloons and a great big novelty check. I don’t know if he is still alive or not, but I am pretty sure he still owes me some money. What does that flyer in the mail mean anyway, I “might” be a winner? I am drifting...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
Ladies and Gentlemen- Although we are in the period between spring football and the kickoff of our beloved 2009 college football season, there is still a lot to discuss. But you wouldn’t know it by watching the major sports networks… That’s why I am here… There is No NBA here…. Where “one second” constitutes a minute… EDITORS NOTE: I still believe… If the folks that run the NBA would have been in charge of...
