Ladies and Gentlemen – Awaiting you in this last installment of the Preseason College Football Extravaganza are the “guest” writers for the upcoming season representing the various Conferences and Independent’s. The CFB Wizard 2014 Predictions and Prognostications for the upcoming season…. And as you might imagine… There will be something here to offend just about everyone… Enjoy..
Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are nearing the end of October….. And in most parts of the country autumn is in the air…. The air turns crisp as the leaves begin to change color….. The cool breeze blows the falling leaves across the landscape…. And young and old alike are preparing for Halloween….. Children in festive costumes, pumpkin carvings of all types decorate porches and windows But as we all know…. This is also...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome back my friends, I have missed you all. Despite being in exile in a rather hostile and uncivilized land… I would rather be caught in an “I (Heart) the NCAA” T-Shirt that ever disappoint my beloved fans. EDITORS NOTE: Before you ask, “No”, I am not trapped in OBKnoxville or Los Angeles. Why do I endeavor such a herculean task under such austere conditions you may ask? Because I...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
Ladies and Gentlemen – While Coach Pete and the Southern California Trojans are singing MC Hammer songs and trying to determine if they are “Too Legit to Quit”, the rest of us will roll into the Week 12 Picks. But before we do I need to mention…. Last week your Favorite College Football Prognosticator… was a substandard 39 and 15 or a rather lowly 72%. That leaves us at 492 and 136 or 78%...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this weeks picks…. I want to thank Hootie Snitch for providing his “unique” perspective on last weeks games and answering your email questions. But just for the record I am a lot closer to Two Buck Tim than I am Tim Buck Two… Last week your favorite college football prognosticator was a “disappointing” 42 and 15 or 75%. And for the season I stand at 453...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...
