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The 2017 Championship Picks

January 4, 2018
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The 2017 Championship Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t let the opening picture disturb you…… Neither My Black Lab “Doc” nor I have had or are planning to have any children; we are both “fixed”. That picture is for the apparent butt hurt crybabies in the National “sports” Media that have gotten their soiled little diapers in a knot this past week. We will discuss that disturbing trend further along with some other college football news that...

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The Last Picks of 2017

December 7, 2017
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The Last Picks of 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen – It is fitting on this 76th anniversary on the attack of Pearl Harbor that we have the picks for the Army-Navy game slated to be played this Saturday. Those brave men who fought that day and for the following years in World War II are fading from our landscape and sadly from our nation’s collective memory. I won’t forget Ever….. Remember Pearl Harbor Enjoy Your Picks….

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Conference Championship Picks

November 30, 2017
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Conference Championship Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope you all survived your Thanksgiving and rivalry weekend. For you brave souls that felt under some obligation to “taste test” your crazy Aunt Alice’s “Spam and Sweet Potato Surprise Casserole” and are reading this week’s picks while still setting on the toilet, look on the bright side. Didn’t you say that you wanted to lose weight before the Holidays? Be careful what you wish for……. Your Conference Championship...

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College Football Picks Week 5

September 28, 2017
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College Football Picks Week 5

Ladies and Gentlemen – You may not be aware of this…. But tomorrow is St. Michaels Day (Before you ask….”NO”, it is not named after me, I assure you.) I mention this day because along with the usual content that you have come to enjoy, I have a commentary for you today, that I hope will give you a moment to pause and think and remember. Let’s get to it….. Enjoy……

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College Football Picks Week 4

September 20, 2017
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College Football Picks Week 4

Ladies and Gentlemen – You may be wondering with all the “Upsets” and turmoil in college football last weekend why I have a picture of My Black Lab “Doc” on the front page of this week’s picks. The answer is very simple… He insisted…. More accurately it’s my way of making amends to my trusted friend and companion for not taking his advice last weekend on a “few” rather important games. Yeah, it’s like...

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College Football Picks Week 3

September 14, 2017
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College Football Picks Week 3

Ladies and Gentlemen – As you all know by now Hurricane Irma interrupted and canceled many of our beloved college football games last weekend and may have a dramatic effect on some games this weekend as well. This doesn’t surprise me….. It’s just like a contentious woman to try and screw up a college football Saturday. If that comment doesn’t get me hateful emails then nothing will. Enjoy……

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2016 College Bowl Picks Part II

December 21, 2016
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2016 College Bowl Picks Part II

Ladies and Gentlemen – As you maneuver through the hustle and bustle of this holiday season please don’t lose yourself in the frustration of the crowds and the dread of trying to find the “perfect” gift for your grumpy old Aunt Freda. Take a moment for yourself, break out the spiked eggnog, kickoff those shoes that are hurting your feet, settle back and enjoy Part II of the 2016 College Football Bowl Picks. You...

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The Last College Football Picks of 2016

December 8, 2016
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The Last College Football Picks of 2016

Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t let the title disturb you, or send you diving head first into the anxiety pool. There is still the upcoming 2016 Bowl games and College Football Playoffs to report on, so don’t head to the spiked Eggnog just yet. Just take a deep breath, settle back in your favorite chair. The CFB Wizard will keep you informed and entertained until the final whistle sounds on the 2016 College...

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College Football Picks Week 12

November 17, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 12

Ladies and Gentlemen – I am sure like many of you I was shocked and dismayed by the conclusion of several of the games last Saturday night. In fact I couldn’t have been more surprised last Saturday night than if big ole hairy Yak would have knocked on my door with its nasty misshapen horns. But enough talk about Wynonna Judd stalking me….. That’s a problem for the local Animal Control folks. Enjoy Your...

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College Football Picks Week 11 (Marine Corps Edition)

November 10, 2016
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College Football Picks Week 11 (Marine Corps Edition)

Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Marine Corps Birthday and Veteran’s Day Picks await you…. Please don’t worry or be alarmed… You don’t have to be either of the above to enjoy the college football picks and commentary that is before you. But it is worth noting that today, November 10th is the 241st Birthday of the United States Marine Corps and although we are considered by many to be in the “military” what we...

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