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The 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza

August 13, 2015
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The 2015 Preseason College Football Extravaganza

Ladies and Gentlemen – In the words of that eminent physician and occasional body snatcher Dr. Frankenstein “HE IS ALIVE!” I am happy to state that the reported demise of your favorite college football prognosticator has been greatly exaggerated. It’s good to have you all back for the 2015 College Football Season and the opening segment of the 2015 College Football Preseason Extravaganza. It’s been a long off-season and with kickoff right around the...

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2015 College Football Pre-Preseason Extravaganza

August 6, 2015
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2015 College Football Pre-Preseason Extravaganza

Ladies and Gentlemen – A brief announcement before we start the 2015 College Football Season. If you are easily offended then this isn’t the website for you. In other words, if you are a member of the “new” American Taliban that wants to change, alter, destroy and remove American history and control everyone’s speech and behavior then this isn’t the website for you. Just move along because I will surely offend you And just...

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Your PC Introduction to 2015 College Football

July 30, 2015
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Greetings Let me take a moment to introduce myself I am Dr. Ima Big A. Hole PhD of Harvard University and I am the Chairperson for the federally mandated program of the Department Under Mass-media Bias Against All Southern Society (DUMBAAS) As you may know we are federally mandated to provide public awareness on several pressing issues of social significance, thus we have temporarily commandeered this college football website that has violated our guidelines...

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College Football Bowl Picks Part II

December 29, 2014
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College Football Bowl Picks Part II

Ladies and Gentlemen – By now, the last of the Christmas packages have been unwrapped, your annoying relatives have left and, you have finally gotten your five year old nephews transformer toy removed from the toilet and the Bicycle Elf has made his last delivery of the year. I can’t believe that Christmas is over already But now the “Real” Bowl season begins in earnest So Let’s Get To It…..

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Helpful Christmas Carols…

December 23, 2014
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Helpful Christmas Carols…

Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have written me the last couple of weeks about being stressed out concerning upcoming visits by “crazy relatives and in-laws” coming to your house for Christmas. You came to the right place my friends….. I have some helpful Christmas Carols that will ease the tension No need to thank me, It’s how I roll

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Hootie’s Christmas Message…

December 22, 2014
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Howdy folks!!!! It’s me!! Hootie Snitch, the Number One Tennessee Vol Fan in that whole dang Unerverse!!! You know, me and that Collidge Wizird fella is just about thick as thieves so he told me he wanted me to send him somethin an let him know how I’s doin cause he aint herd nothin from me in a wall.

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College Football Bowl Picks Part I

December 18, 2014
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College Football Bowl Picks Part I

Ladies and Gentlemen – Just in time for Christmas and arriving pre-packaged for your viewing pleasure is Part I of the 2014 College Football Bowl Picks. There will be a wide variety of gifts and disturbing stocking stuffers in the form of this week’s Email Q and A And a few other surprises too, so let’s get to it

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A Christmas Lesson…

December 12, 2014
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Several years ago I learned a very valuable lesson on Christmas Eve It is something that I haven’t ever (ever) forgotten I have carried that one single lesson for a lot of years I hope you aren’t too busy to read this today, because you might learn something

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The Last Picks of 2014

December 11, 2014
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The Last Picks of 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen – The smoke has cleared and the last of the confetti has fallen on the 2014 regular season of College Football. We only have a few games to pick this week, so we will wrap up this season with a “few” best of unpublished emails this season and a few other “notable notes” and awards for 2014 for you to enjoy. So let’s get to it….

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College Football Picks Week 15

December 4, 2014
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope that you all survived last weeks Thanksgiving Upsets without too much indigestion, heartburn or consternation. Just to clarify, by the term “Thanksgiving Upsets”; I am not in any way referring to your Aunt Jeannie’s “Yam-Spam-Slam Casserole” that she continues to bring to your house every Thanksgiving despite the fact even the dogs run when they get a whiff of the putrid unholy concoction. We have some big games...

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