Posts Tagged ‘ fat phil fulmer ’

2019 College Football Picks Week 1

August 27, 2019
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2019 College Football Picks Week 1

Ladies and Gentlemen – Please don’t be alarmed by the earlier than usual release of the 2019 College Football Week 1 Picks, we will get back to Thursday release of the picks next week. Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator and the World Famous Black Lab “Doc” are in the process of relocating The CFB Wizard Headquarters. No, no we aren’t moving to China or Ecuador, although I am considered quite tall in both of...

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College Football Picks Week 10

October 31, 2013
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College Football Picks Week 10

Ladies and Gentlemen – I was going to begin these Halloween Picks with something cheesy like…. “The CFB Wizard Spook-Tacular Picks of the Week!” (But it sounded too much to me like testicular something or another) Or maybe utilize some Vincent Price worded sound effects with… “Don’t be frightened, this week’s picks will be Scream-a-licious!” (But that sounded too weird even for me)

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College Football Picks Week 5

September 26, 2013
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College Football Picks Week 5

Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s hard to believe that we are into the Fifth Week of College Football… And I’m not even ready for the 4th of July yet…. I have got to remind myself to get a Day Planner and put those hotdogs in the freezer I’m sure they are still good, right?

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Hootie’s Big Orange Report

August 28, 2013
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Hootie’s Big Orange Report

Hey Yawl! It’s the Number damn one Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Hootie Snitch coming at you from the Heart of Volunteer Country, Baneberry Tennessee!

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Hootie’s Big Orange Nation Address

November 9, 2011
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Hootie’s Big Orange Nation Address

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Coming at you from the Heart of Volunteer Country in Baneberry Tennessee!

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College Football Picks Week 9

October 27, 2011
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College Football Picks Week 9

Ladies and Gentlemen – Being this close to Halloween I would have to say last week was more “Tricks” than “Treats” particularly if you were a Wisconsin Badger or an Oklahoma Sooner. Those folks must feel like Charlie Brown with a Halloween sack full of rocks. I know the feeling….

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Big Orange Country

June 21, 2011
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Big Orange Country

Ladies and Gentlemen – From the number of illiterate and barely readable emails I received last week, it is apparent that I struck a nerve with some Tennessee Volunteer Fans with my commentary on Fat Phil Fulmer as a potential candidate for Athletic Director at the University of Tennessee.

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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

December 22, 2010
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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

Hey Yawl! It’s the Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! You guessed it! It’s your Ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from the heart of Volunteer Country! Right here in Baneberry Tennessee! I done wrote me a Christmas Story and I got some other stuff too….. It’s like the “Night Before Christmas”….. But think of it as the Tennessee version… It’s awesome as hell…. Yawl Enjoy….

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Post Season Commentary

December 15, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – There are a lot of things in this life I simply don’t understand….. For example: I don’t understand when I purchased an Olympic Air Pistol in California… I had to wait 14 days to pick it up. (The optimum word here is “Air Pistol”, as in a Pellet gun) Yet if I go down to any local airport with 100K in cash…. I can purchase two or three airplanes and...

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Pre-Pre Season College Football Extravaganza

August 4, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the lengthy delay in getting back with you all…..my beloved fans. But as you may already know…. Due to my rather phenomenal year of College Football Prognostication in 2009, I embarked on the “CFB Wizard World Tour”, which I am in the process of wrapping up. But before I describe my eventful night in Beijing after winning the coveted “Laughing Monkey Award”, I want to clear up...

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