Posts Tagged ‘ college football 2009 ’

College Football Picks Week 6

October 7, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you have been kind enough to write “What Happened to Last Weeks Picks?” I was going to write that I had the unfortunate experience of listening to a replay of a conversation between ESPN “commentator” Pam Ward and “commentator” Beth Mowins and the combination of the their two voices gave me an aneurism. But that wouldn’t be true. We all know that combination would make your head pop...

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The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

January 21, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

My Friends….. I have been accused of many things over the years…. But being “Un-Cool” isn’t one of them…. I received an email from a young Crimson Tide fan….. Concerning the video I included with the last post and the young fan actually said…. It hurts me to repeat this…..

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The 2009 College Football National Champions

January 19, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions

Ladies and Gentlemen – So here I am in Satan’s Butt Crack…. Watching the National Championship Game… Yes “The” National Championship Game Yelling loud enough that, according to NASA, lights dim as far away as San Antonio Then it happened…. Alabama’s attempted fake punt on the first possession of the first quarter caused my spleen to jump out of my belly button… If that wasn’t bad enough….. I had no internet connection after the...

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Merry Christmas 2009

December 24, 2009
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Merry Christmas 2009

My Dear readers…. I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas. It’s called….. “Christmas on Outer Drive” Over the years I have only shared this story…….. With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty. I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now….. But I hope you enjoy it…. If you enjoy it, share it with whoever you like… Merry...

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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

December 15, 2009
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HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! There has been a lot happening! The Tennessee Vols is State Champions! Hell Yeah! Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s” It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass Right here in Baneberry Tennessee… It is freaking awesome! I even got me some emails to answer too And it wouldn’t...

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Post Rivalry Weekend

November 29, 2009
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If you came to this website expecting……. To read someone brag or boast about their teams record and the defeat of their instate foe… Then you have come to the wrong place. As a disciple of Coach Bryant let me put this in his terms…… “Win without bragging and lose without excuse” Great game Tigers, see you all next year in T-Town. EDITORS NOTE: Don’t you wish everyone acted that way? Now on to...

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On the Road again…

October 18, 2009
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Ladies and gentlemen much like Willie Nelson I am “on the Road Again…” EDITORS NOTE: And by making the statement “much Like Willie Nelson……” In no way infers that I will be riding around on a tour bus smoking marijuana, singing songs and eating Cheeto’s. My friends I have to depart to less friendly shores for a few months… but I want to assure you that although there will be a “slight” disruption to...

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Black Monday

September 28, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope that you did not see the unspeakable tragedy that took place on Saturday. For those of you with children that witnessed the horror I can only pray the therapy bills will not be too expensive and the little ones will overcome the scars of what their young impressionable eyes saw that day. Who would have thought something so terrible would be witnessed on live television. For those of...

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A Bear of a Man

September 11, 2009
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A Bear of a Man

Before this day became known as a day of infamy in American history… A day when Islamic Terrorists.. Hijacked a hand full of commercial aircraft and murdered thousands of innocent Americans… It was a day that many of us remembered for entirely different reasons It was a special day….. Remembered fondly, as the Birthday of a Bear of a Man

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMMENTARY PART II

August 28, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Following my recent commentary on the NCAA and NAACP’s coordinated punishment of the universities within the states of South Carolina and Mississippi over what they view as “intolerance”. ESPN’s Gene Wojciechowski decided to inject his northern view point into the argument with a diatribe of his own. You don’t have to be a “master of the obvious” to guess which side of the discussion he took. My favorite quote in...

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