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College Football Picks Week 10

October 30, 2019
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College Football Picks Week 10

Ladies and Gentlemen –  It’s Halloween Week, (Said in an eerily frightening voice….)  And I don’t need to tell you what that means, do I?  This is when Fat Phil Fulmer from Tennessee rises from the Pumpkin Patch… And devours little children covered in powder sugar…  Consider this your “Spook-a-luscious” Public Service Announcement of the week EDITORS NOTE: I can’t believe I used that cheesy word again this year…. I’m sorry  Enjoy Your Picks…

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College Football Picks Week 8

October 16, 2019
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College Football Picks Week 8

Ladies and Gentlemen –  This is point in the college football season when we separate the wheat from the chafe… The cheese from the cracker…. Separate the popsicle from the stick…. The Nutty from the Buddy  (You know what I mean…) We have a lot to discuss…. So, let’s not waste anymore time here  This is…. “The Third Saturday in October”  Enjoy Your Picks…

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College Football Picks Week 4

September 18, 2019
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College Football Picks Week 4

Ladies and Gentlemen – As I am sure you know by now, this is THE Biggest Saturday in College Football! Tennessee and Florida…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oklahoma State and Texas…..HECK NOOOOOOOOO!! Notre Dame at Georgia…..NOOOOOO EWAY! Michigan and Wisconsin…Are YOU Kidding me????? I am talking about (I am sure that you know!) St Olaf and Carleton for …(Wait for it) “The Goat Trophy” AND “The Cereal Bowl” (Yeah, it’s kind of a BIG Deal….. Enjoy Your Picks…

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College Football Picks Week 2

September 4, 2019
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College Football Picks Week 2

Ladies and Gentlemen – Have you ever seen a true freshman punter sail one into the stands? Yeah that was me last week on the Week One Picks…. Thanks’ a lot you bunch of heavily favored jackasses… (Yeah it was that bad…) See for yourselves…

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243rd Marine Corps Birthday College Football Picks

November 7, 2018
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243rd Marine Corps Birthday College Football Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen – Saturday, 10 November is the 243rd Birthday of the United States Marine Corp and for those of you that may be wondering “where” the Marine Corps was “born”, it was born (if you will) in a bar called Tun’s Tavern in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. It also happens to be the first time in recorded history that a bunch of guys were in a bar and said “Hold my Beer and watch...

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College Football Picks Week 10

November 1, 2018
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College Football Picks Week 10

Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope you all survived your Halloween without any stomach aches, rocks for treats (Which will cause stomach aches by the way) and any other assorted consternations. And just for the record…… I assure you that it wasn’t me that either egged your house or placed the flaming dog poop on your porch. Quite frankly I have enough problems of my own without contributing to yours. But enough about me...

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College Football Picks Week 9

October 24, 2018
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College Football Picks Week 9

Ladies and Gentlemen- Although we are still a few days away from Halloween we have reached the bewitching hour of the college football season and while some have a goodie bag full of treats and others feel tricked out of their socks there is still a lot of football left to be played. So set back and grab something to wet your whistle…… There is “The World’s Largest Cocktail Party” to attend this week....

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College Football Week 8 Picks

October 18, 2018
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College Football Week 8 Picks

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know what you are thinking….. That maybe Halloween came early this year because many of you already feel tricked and not so much treated during this college football season. I don’t mean to appear insensitive to your respective plights. Unfortunately I simply don’t have time this week to address the angst and disgust many of you are already experiencing. It’s “The Third Saturday in October” and that means, it’s...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 11, 2018
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College Football Picks Week 7

Ladies and Gentlemen – Anyone might tell you that knows me I can on occasion be quite destructive, but I want to be perfectly clear when I state that although the latest Hurricane is named after “Yours Truly”; I had nothing whatsoever to do with it’s path upon my beloved Florida Gulf Coast. Believe me there are other places I would have landed it if I were in charge of such things Stay Safe...

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College Football Picks Week 6

October 3, 2018
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College Football Picks Week 6

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know that it’s hard to believe but we are halfway through this college football season as we roll into the first week of October. This is no time to reminisce about autumn or the sunny slopes of yesterday. It’s time for the Red River Rivalry or as the fine people in the Republic of Texas and the State of Oklahoma like to say….. It’s time to for us to...

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