Ladies and Gentlemen – (Clears throat..) We here at The CFB Wizard Headquarters take our jobs seriously to bring you (the Fans) the best quality and accuracy of Prognostication of games in College Football. In fact, this refined (detailed) process has been demonstrated week after week and year after year with the highest percentage of accuracy in all of college football.
Ladies and Gentlemen – This is point in the college football season when we separate the wheat from the chafe… The cheese from the cracker…. Separate the popsicle from the stick…. The Nutty from the Buddy (You know what I mean…) We have a lot to discuss…. So, let’s not waste anymore time here This is…. “The Third Saturday in October” Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – The difficult part of the schedule of the college football season is now here… It’s October Or as Wal-Mart would describe it…. It’s Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas Time! Also known as… Hallo-Gobble-Mass (Say that three times fast and see what happens) I haven’t seen so much crap put out for sale since Lane Kiffin left OBKnoxvile. Too Soon? Enjoy your picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – I guess when I wrote last week…… “Week 5 of the College Football Season is where dreams go to die…” I must have been referring to my Prognostications for the week. More on that a little later…. Enjoy your Picks..
Ladies and Gentlemen It’s hard to believe but we are already five weeks into the college football season Or as I affectionately refer to this Week… The Saturday where Dreams go to Die…. Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – As I am sure you know by now, this is THE Biggest Saturday in College Football! Tennessee and Florida…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oklahoma State and Texas…..HECK NOOOOOOOOO!! Notre Dame at Georgia…..NOOOOOO EWAY! Michigan and Wisconsin…Are YOU Kidding me????? I am talking about (I am sure that you know!) St Olaf and Carleton for …(Wait for it) “The Goat Trophy” AND “The Cereal Bowl” (Yeah, it’s kind of a BIG Deal….. Enjoy Your Picks…
