College Football ’09

Monday Night Quarterback

November 16, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – You didn’t think I was going to leave you yesterday…. Without recapping the games of the week and answering your emails did you? I thought we knew one another better than that….. I would never disappoint by beloved readers (Or hardly ever…) But enough about that…. We have a lot of games to discuss….. So let’s get to it, shall we? Coach Pete, are you with me?

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A Love Story

November 15, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like my University’s mascot… I have the memory of an elephant and I hardly ever forget anything. As you might imagine, it’s a curse and blessing. That being said…. I remember the following quotes from some noted Sports publications and commentators back in August of this year before the college football season began. Sports Illustrated “Pete Carroll and the Trojans are even better than they were a year ago…”...

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College Football Picks Week 11

November 11, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this weeks picks…. I want to thank Hootie Snitch for providing his “unique” perspective on last weeks games and answering your email questions. But just for the record I am a lot closer to Two Buck Tim than I am Tim Buck Two… Last week your favorite college football prognosticator was a “disappointing” 42 and 15 or 75%. And for the season I stand at 453...

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Rewinding With Hootie

November 8, 2009
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Rewinding With Hootie

Hey Yawl! It’s the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Hootie Snitch! Since that Bama guy that writes this thing is in Tim Buck Two… I am a gonna due the rewind article this week and answer some of yawls emails. He sent me some notes and stuff, but I am fixing to get my “wing it on”. Before we get into that yawl need to know that I have been celebrating…...

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College Football Picks Week 10

November 5, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – What a week it was… Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a rather amazing 42 and 10 last week or 81% and that leaves us at 411 and 107 or 79% for the season. But enough self adulation, this week we have “even” more Big Ten games…. Played for a variety of trophy’s and valued memorabilia and the tussle in T-Town. Later in the week we will discuss the Bowl...

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College Football Picks Week 9

October 29, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 9

Ladies and Gentlemen – Not a bad week last week my friends….. Hit the Florida State and Clemson Upsets…. (No Need to Thank Me, It’s how I roll….) For the week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 40 and 9 or 82% and that leaves us at 369 and 97 or 79% for the season. (Kill the applause Sign) We have a big weekend before us…. This week we have a variety of Big...

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Monday Morning Quarterback…

October 26, 2009
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My friends it’s been a while since we looked back at the week that was… So let’s take a moment to look at some team news and games of the past week. And certainly I want to answer your long awaited emails…. Much like many of you…. At this point in the season I am just thankful that I am not on any liver donor list yet. Enjoy your update!

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College Football Picks Week 8

October 21, 2009
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College Football Picks Week 8

Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...

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On the Road again…

October 18, 2009
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Ladies and gentlemen much like Willie Nelson I am “on the Road Again…” EDITORS NOTE: And by making the statement “much Like Willie Nelson……” In no way infers that I will be riding around on a tour bus smoking marijuana, singing songs and eating Cheeto’s. My friends I have to depart to less friendly shores for a few months… but I want to assure you that although there will be a “slight” disruption to...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 15, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...

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