College Football 2010

College Football Picks Week 15

December 9, 2010
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College Football Picks Week 15

Ladies and Gentlemen – Well my friends it’s the last official week of the 2010 College Football Season….. It’s been a wild year….. This year has had more surprises than a birthday party at a schizophrenic’s house And it’s been just as crazy. Nobody guessed Auburn and Oregon in the BCS Title game… (Certainly not yours truly) And I couldn’t imagine the Texas Longhorns not being in a Bowl game…. Or Coach Meyer leaving...

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Breaking College Football News

December 5, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I bring you extremely disturbing breaking college football news from Atlanta…. Reader discretion is advised….

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College Football Picks Week 14

December 2, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – As you might imagine….. After last week…. I am awaiting a Liver Transplant from Wal-Mart (It’s near the Sporting Good’s section in case you were wondering…) Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers for perhaps the greatest in Iron Bowl History See you all next year in Jordan Hare….. With a new Liver… Enjoy Your Picks…

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College Football Picks Thanksgiving Edition

November 24, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...

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College Football Picks Week 12

November 18, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is right around the corner…. And that means one thing… The next three weeks the fiercest rivalries in all of college football will be played. There will be Egg Bowls and Apple Cups… Civil Wars and Good Ole Fashioned Hate There will be Iron wills and Iron Bowls…. Just thinking about it…. Can make your stomach queasier than Aunt Edna’s five bean casserole Where are my Tums? Enjoy Your...

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College Football Picks Week 11 USMC Edition

November 10, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Week 11 Picks are out a day early in Honor of the Marine Corps 235th Birthday And Veterans Day… To all my Marine Brothers and Sisters across the globe…. I want to wish you a Happy 235th Birthday….. And never forget we Marines aren’t in the “military” as some would have you to believe… We are a cult.. That oddly enough does not believe in putting your hands in...

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College Football Picks Week 10

November 4, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...

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College Football Picks Week 9

October 28, 2010
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College Football Picks Week 9

Ladies and Gentlemen – We are nearing the end of October….. And in most parts of the country autumn is in the air…. The air turns crisp as the leaves begin to change color….. The cool breeze blows the falling leaves across the landscape…. And young and old alike are preparing for Halloween….. Children in festive costumes, pumpkin carvings of all types decorate porches and windows But as we all know…. This is also...

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College Football Picks Week 8

October 21, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this Week’s Picks I believe Congratulations are in order…. After defeating the James Madison Dukes last Saturday the University of New Hampshire Wildcats can take their rightful place as the Number Three Ranked team in College Football! This of course is based upon the BCS formula of the “three degrees of separation” as it relates to the Virginia Tech Hokies. Meaning: On the merit of Boise...

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College Football Picks Week 7

October 14, 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen – There are some things in this life I know for a certainty For example…. Why a dog licks himself…. EDITORS NOTE: The correct answer is… “Because he can” But there are other questions in the universe that continue to confound even the brightest minds For instance…. Why does a dog eat cat poop? They are sworn enemies…. Is that supposed to send a message to all felines that “I got...

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