2019 Bowl Games Part II

December 30, 2019
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Ladies and Gentlemen – 

The Christmas wrapping papers and boxes have been cleaned up and you finally got your toilet working after Uncle Todd clogged it up when he finished off all of Aunt Edna’s “magic” spinach dip.

Don’t be angry with Uncle Todd going into the New Year…….

Remember, you did encourage him to start eating healthier.

But before we discuss the last Bowl games, don’t forget to throw Aunt Freda’s casserole in the garbage that is unless you want to call the plumber (Again).

Enjoy Your Last Bowl game picks of the 2019 Season

Christmas Weekend Rewind…

There is no sense in recapping last week’s bowl games numbers here, because quite frankly they are in a word; pathetic

I blame it all on the Pepperidge Farms Summer Sausage and Cheese box I got before Christmas. I should have known there was a reason it was half price.

The whole damn thing expired on September 2019.

In case you were wondering…

That was your New Years Eve Public Service Announcement

In the Meantime…..

Happy New Year


COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS!

SEC OFFICIALS: Thank you Southeastern Conference Referees for showing the College Football World, what I have been saying all year. You are the absolute worst damn officiating crews in college football.

You made me look like a genius.

Thank you

CLEMSON: Apparently I was wrong about you all year.

You Tigers can play, and that’s a fact.

Congratulations on being in the Championship game, again.

OKLAHOMA:
Congratulations Sooners on the “new” Big 12 Defense and keeping the LSU Tigers under 100 points, well done.

LSU: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

OHIO STATE: I feel your pain Buckeyes……

The SEC Referees that “called” your game also “called” the Iron Bowl.

Now you understand how Auburn got to kick a field goal with one second.

Enough said…

THE CFB WIZARD EMAILS QUESTION AND ANSWERS

Q: Damn Mister Wizard!

What in the hell is wrong with my Miami Hurricanes???

They got smoked by Louisiana Tech!

What a Train wreck the Hurricanes are!!

Thanks

Jay – Orlando, Florida

A: I beg to disagree here sir.

Typically a train wreck has debris that goes further than ten yards down the tracks.

Q: You better stop with your criticism of the Progressive Movement.

I promise you that you WILL get the Woke treatment and the SJW’s will descend upon you. Consider yourself warned.

Anonymous – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A: Thank you so very much!

I wasn’t aware there was a “woke treatment” typically I just use an alarm clock.
To be honest I wouldn’t mind Single Jewish Women descending upon me here at Blackwood Manor, preferably for New Years Eve.

I am thinking maybe……………..

We can get liquored up and make some bad decisions together.

Q: Dear Mister CFB Wizard

Do you get anything really cool for Christmas?

Dee – Charleston, South Carolina

A: I sure did Miss Dee…..
I got something I haven’t had in a very long time

Peace

Q: GO TIGERS!! GO TIGERS!! GO TIGERS!! GO TIGERS!! GO TIGERS!!
@HueyP.Tigers – Baton Rouge, Louisiana

A: With all due respect Huey P……..

(By the way I thought you were a great Governor and Senator)

It’s spelled, GEAUX.

Q: Will you please Donate to the World Wildlife Foundation and Adopt a Polar Bear?

Thank you!
Amy – Trenton, New Jersey

A: I will NOT under any circumstances donate to Wynonna Judd nor will I adopt her.

THE 2019-2020 BOWL GAMES PART II

Tuesday 31 December 27

Belk Bowl
Virginia Tech and Kentucky
I thought this was supposed to the “Belt Bowl”
Because the Turkeys are in for a whipping
WILDCATS 28-24

Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
Florida State and Arizona State
Really, a “Cereal” Bowl?
There are so many jokes here that I don’t know where to begin.
HERMAN’S SUN DEVILS 34-17

AUTOZONE Liberty Bowl
Navy and Kansas State
You should know what I am going to say by now, right?
GOOOOOOOOOOO NAVY 31-28

Nova Home Loan Arizona Bowl
Wyoming and Georgia State
I thought “Nova” was a program on the Discovery Channel?
Now they also make home loans?
I am astounded
PANTHERS 38-31

Valero Alamo Bowl
Texas and Utah
Despite the fact the opposite is likely to happen, I am under a certain obligation to pick Texas in the “Alamo” Bowl. It’s a rule.
MIGHTY LONGHORNS 34-31

Environmental Racism Bowl sponsored by People who make Crap Up (PWMCU)
Unfortunately no one will be playing in this game because we are all racist.

Wednesday 1 January 2020

Outback Bowl
Auburn and Minnesota
This game will be closer than you might think….
WAR DAMN EAGLE 38-34

VRBO Citrus Bowl
Alabama and Michigan
Let’s start the “New” Year in the right way……
Hating Michigan and an with a Alabama Victory
CRIMSON TIDE 34-21

Rose Bowl Presented by Northwestern Mutual
Oregon and Wisconsin
Although this game doesn’t mean much on the National stage; it’s still the Rose Bowl.
That’s a Big Deal
MIGHTY BADGERS 41-31

AllState Sugar Bowl
Baylor and Georgia
Yep, you read this prediction correctly
DA BEARS 41-21

Thursday 2 January

Ticket-Smarter Birmingham Bowl
Boston College and Cincinnati
“Ticket-Smarter”?
I am opposed to the Highway Patrol sponsoring a bowl game.
There I said it
BEARKATS 34-17

Tax Slayer Gator Bowl
Indiana and Tennessee
I agree with the sponsorship of this Bowl Game
I too would like to Slay the Federal Tax System….
Can I get an Amen?
VOWELS 41-38

Friday 3 January

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl will once again be played at Albertsons Stadium out in Boise, Idaho but this year, there’s a new twist!!! Yes, the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl mascot, Spuddy Buddy, won’t be walking around spreading cheer amongst the fans!!!

Noooooo, he’s actually going to be pulled around in a wagon because he’s now been turned into MASHED POTATOS!!! Yes, the Idaho Potato Agricultural Commission felt that it was time to make the next logical progression in dear Spuddy’s progression up the food chain and will have him featured as an actual BOWL of MASHED Idaho Potatos!!!!!! And, here’s a spoiler alert!!!

Next year, watch for Spuddy to be portrayed as a French fry!!!


Ohio and Nevada
FRANK’S CATS 34-31

Saturday 4 January

Lockheed Martin Armed Services Bowl
Southern Miss and Tulane
I won’t disappoint my South Mississippi brethren to start the year
Believe that
GOLDEN EAGLES 41-31

Monday 6 January

Lending Tree Bowl
Louisiana Lafayette and Miami (OH)
There is a “Lending Tree”, seriously?
I haven’t seen that damn thing on sale at Lowes I tell you that!!
Never mind
RED HAWKS 28-24

Monday 13 January

The Championship
New Orleans, Louisiana
The LSU Tigers verses The Clemson Tigers
I can assure you (guarantee actually) that this pick is money in the bank.
TIGERS 41-38

Next Week…

You will have a “New” story on Mikerights.com for the New Year and there will be a wrap up of the 2019 college football Championship Game in two weeks.

I suspect The CFB Wizard Staff will have a few extra things on the Site for you as well.

So, Stay Tuned..

One More Thing….

“Doc” the World-Famous Black Lab and I want to thank you for riding along with us all year through the 2019 College Football Season; it has been an incredible year for Doc and I. We thank you for all for the encouragement, and love.

We deeply appreciate it

I hope you all have a Happy Healthy and Prosperous New Year

God Bless You All and Be Good to One Another in 2020
  
RTR
THE CFB WIZARD
 

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