Hey Yawl!
It’s your old friend Hootie Snitch from Baneberry Tennessee!
In case you all done forgot I am the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan in the world!
Maybe even the unverse!
Before I tell yawl about my adventures, I got to get something off my chest.
I seen this local commercial here for the “Cell Phone King” and it made me made enough to spit!
We is a democarcy and we don’t have no “King”; unless it’s Elvis or Richard Petty.
That’s what we fought them Koreans about!
I think it is wrong as hell to have this man say he is our Cell Phone King…
So if this fella wants to be in charge of all the cell phones around here….
I say we have us an Election!
I ain’t opposed to having a Cell Phone President…
Speaking of elections, I need yawl to help my momma get in that International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame.
Holler at em and tell em Rowena Ratt Snitch, who is a loyal and devout Tennessee Volunteer Fan….
Needs to be in that there “Hall of Fame”!
http://www.internationaltowingmuseum.org/
(Cause all us Ratt’s and Snitch’s…
Are Tennessee Volunteer Fans! Hell Yeah!)
Now on to something most of yawl done already heard of….
I done got myself arrested…
Yep I done it….
What happened was I was a “just” a talking to the folks in charge of that voting for the Hall of Fame.
Well they got scared or something….
Just cause I found out where they lived and visted em in person.
That’s about all I can tell you cause my lawyer said I ain’t allowed to say nothing more.
But I will say this….
Whatever you do…..
Don’t show up at somebody’s house with spot lights and mega phones at midnight…
The Police come to my house the very next day..
I know Yawl done seen the picture…
I know what yawl is a thinking…
What happened to my mullet?
I had to cut it off cause I done burned it up…
In that “Fireworks” incident at New Years…
But I am a betting….
You ladies are gettin all worked up…
over a picture of me with my shirt off…..
Am I right?
Hootie – Out!