Hey Yawl!
It’s Hootie Snitch the Number One Volunteer Fan on the Planet!
Fact is ALL us Snitch’s are Vol Fans!
Go Big Orange!
Anyway…
As yawl know it’s Tennessee – Florida week…
And that means those damn gator fans are ALL over Knoxville…
But that ain’t the real problem here…
Last Night I took Momma Snitch and my Brother down to “The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum” for a Vol-Gator show of solidarity at the “Wall of Remembrance”.
You know why we done it, right?…
To show everybody that we can all get along and to show support for all the folks in the Towing Industry in both states that have done so much for our freedom….
Truth is, we still hate their damn guts…
But we done it for Momma, cause we started one of them on-line petitions to get Momma (Rowenna Ratt-Snitch) into that Hall of Fame next year and we need all the help we can get.
Getting her into that hall of fame is prestigious….
http://www.internationaltowingmuseum.org/
Anyway…..
So we get back to the Peyton Manning trailer park late last night and guess what?
Some damn gator fan done broke into Momma’s trailer and stole her Brand “New” Dentures!
That is low down…I don’t care who you are!
No wonder we Vol’s hate you all so much!
Got a picture of her dentures right here that I took for insurance purposes.
If ANY Body Knows ANYthing about this robbery, give me a call at the Casa De Hootie at the Peyton Manning Trailer Park here in Baneberry Tennessee!
There is a reward!
Hootie – Out!