TUESDAY NEWS

May 20, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

I must apologize for the recent interrruption of service of “Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator”.

What happened to cause the website to disappear from your web browser?

This past weekend I was forced to visit Mr. James “Hootie” Snitch, the self professed “Number One Vol Fan on the Planet”, for his latest update.

I had to visit him because he is no longer allowed to use the computer at the local library or the Food City in Baneberry Tennessee. It appears the management of both establishments “frowned” on Hootie drinking beer and cleaning his toenails while utilizing their computers. Imagine that?

So, as I was logging onto the website the following conversation went something like this……

MEB: You have your updates Hootie? What is that smell?

HOOTIE: Got em right cheer, say what does that button do?

MEB: Don’t touch that. Smells like somebody is boiling baloney.

HOOTIE: That’s my smell good, ain’t you ever heard of “High Karate”? What a happens if I press on that button?

MEB: You will jack-up the system. Just hang on I am almost finished downloading your update.

HOOTIE: Watch this……….

Then IT happened. Not only did the system shut down, but I had downloaded a virus onto the server.

Of course Hootie denies that he brought a virus into the system by saying; “Can’t be me, I ain’t been sick since the sixth grade.”

However, I do appreciate your patience and I hope to have everything back in order later this week.

Only 100 Days until kick-off………..

RTR
MEB

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7 Responses to TUESDAY NEWS

  1. The BamaPrincess on May 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Hip-Hip-Hooray! You’re back – not Hootie – you, Mr. MEB. I have been waiting, waiting, and waiting. I will admit I did have to leave for a short bit to go get some new shoes – but you probably already guessed that!!!

    Here is was I thought that my PHP wasn’t equipped with a SFHFD SQL or something like that! (Hey, it’s what the message said.)

    100 days – it seems like such a long time. Promise to amuse us in the meantime???

  2. Daeyen on May 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Glad you’re back!

  3. Bulldog Jim on May 28, 2008 at 12:32 am

    MEB, I appreciate Coach Croom more and more! 98 days, then kick-off, I will take it. I’m “gittin ready.” Thanks for all your work. BJ

  4. MEB on June 2, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    WE ARE BACK!

    Thank you all for your patience.

    RTR
    MEB

  5. MissMay4UK on June 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    About Hootie not being sick since the sixth grade…that could be anywhere during the Reagan/Bush-Bush/Quayle-Clinton/Gore era right?

  6. MissMay4UK on June 2, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    About Hootie not being sick since the sixth gradeā€¦that was during the Reagan/Bush-Bush/Quayle-Clinton/Gore era right?

  7. MEB on June 4, 2008 at 8:38 am

    I believe for Hootie the Sixth Grade was the best 10 years of his life.

    RTR
    MEB

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